In an effort to drive people away from the Presidio, rendering it completely inaccessible to anything that resembles interesting, the Presidio Trust nixed plans last month for Foggy Bridge Winery. Because neighbors complained that the winery might prove too popular. No, we're not kidding. “When it came right down to it, there were just too many concerns about traffic and parking with that location in Crissy Field,” Joyce Stavert, general manager of the winery project, told the Press Democrat. Yesterday, however, ideas emerged about what the misguided trust would prefer to see pop up at the Crissy Field spot instead of the "8,000-case working winery" inside the former airplane hangar near Golden Gate Bridge. "[S]omething with more of an educational component, like a flight museum," Stavert revealed. (See, Crissy Field used to be a landing strip, so putting up an entire museum denoting that old-timey factoid of little to no interest would be a surefire bet. Also, for reals, that is an awful idea.) [via Eater]