Unless you're Chardonnay from The Love of Ray J, who eschews the smooth, tangy taste of chèvre, you might be interested in renting a goat. But where can you find one of these nifty creatures? Especially in an urban area? Over at GoatFinder, of course. According to a message What I'm Seeing's Plug 1 sent, they have a listing right here in SF on Fell Street. Charlotte Lewis at Living Systems will rent you one. "Goats and grazing animals have been used for countless years as land management tools and are a popular alternative to the conventions of mowing, disking, and burning," states the Living Systems site. Also, they look cute at parties too! Sadly, however, Lewis will not ship the goat.