Quick! Be the first to declare how 2008 the Snuggie™ meme is in the comments, and be the envy of all other commenters!
See, the first-ever "Snuggie™ Pub Crawl" is gearing up to keep your body and bones warm next month. In response to the "stunning public embrace of the warm and cuddly Snuggie™," the fine folks over at SnuggiePubCrawl.com will host a Snuggie™ Pub Crawl. What are the requirements? That you a) sport a cuddly Snuggie and b) get drunk.
"Even though it's just a blanket with sleeves," SnuggiePubCrawl.com says, "we're sure that you'll enjoy a winter evening spent drinking with friends and the Snuggie™." Damn right we will.
What: A pub crawl in San Francisco wearing Snuggies™
You must be 21 or older to attend
When: Friday, March 20th
Where: To-be-announced, but there will be multiple bars, entertainment, bands and drink specials
BYO-Snuggie™: Snuggies™ will not be provided, you mooch. Purchase your Snuggie™ now -- no, right now! -- so that it will arrive before the big day.
And the best part? While SnuggiePubCrawl.com claims no affiliation with Snuggie.com, it kinda, totally is. (Look, they even donate to Orphanage in someplace called Tanzania!) No grassroots/flash mob spontaneity means no dumb bitches wearing fur cowboy hats and pink boas. Really, this bar crawl has win written all over it.