"Museum of Broken Relationships" Popular Croatian art exhibit featuring love-stained artifacts from anonymous folks who failed at love. The exhibit showcases objects of heartbreak such as teddy bears and photos, but also bizarre examples like leg prosthesis and a gall stone. Read more about it here.

7pm-10pm // Root Division (3175 17th Street) // $3-$20 suggested donation

"My Bloody Valentine 3D" You'll never party in a coalmine or run outside naked with a gun and a Brazilian wax ever again.

5:10, 7:40, 10:20 // Century San Francisco Centre (Mission Street between 4th and 5th Street) // $13.25

Bill Cosby Dr. Huxtable is in the house. Will he make you laugh? Will he chide you with a stern lecture? Will he do a funny dance? Find out tonight.

5pm, 8:30pm // Paramount Theatre (2025 Broadway, Oakland) // $43.50-$53.50

"How We First Met" Couples in the audience tell their 'how we first met' stories and an improv group recreates said story moments with improvised sketches and songs. Laughter, tears.

8pm // Herbst Theatre (401 Van Ness Avenue) // $20-$35