Hm. As December reaches its halfway point, top-notch evening revelry runs dry until New Year's Eve. It's a brutal time for Calendar Editors.

Let's see what's going on tonight: I Am Jesus Christ, some sort of anti-Capitalist musical comedy film, is going on at The Dark Room; Quincy Jones speaks at the Herbst Theater, which, unless he talks about his friendship with Oprah, sounds aggressively boring; there's some sort of writing lesson going on at the Kearny Street Workshop; and a bunch of homosexuals will sing gay Christmas carols at St. Matthew's Lutheran Church.

Alas, none of this seems terribly titillating.

This is where you come in. Readers, if you know of something stupendous going on this evening, let us know in the comments. And if you want to know about something stupendous, the comments are probably where it's at today.

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