• Dear Bart ads: Please stop telling us to go to Dubai, and take down your fake plastic palm trees. Love, SF. [SF Weekly]
• Kevin Killian's penis. [SFBG]
• Former eBay CEO Meg Whitman is a homophobe with ugly hair. [Valleywag]
• Walken in a winter wonderland. [Mission Mission]
• Newsom makes run for Governor official via Facebook "Change California" page. [Rangelife]