KOFY's return has warmed our glacial heart. So much so, in fact, that we're pressed to tell you about all the exciting things going on over at TV 20.

First, KOFY is looking for a new host. For what? Who knows. But now's your chance to be the Liam Mayclem or Malou Nubla of San Francisco's newest (and, let's face it, favorite) station.

All you have to do is show up to a casting call at the Saddle Rack in Fremont on December 17, show them your stuff, and tell them why you should be the new face of KOFY. And then stay for some line-dancing while listening to special guest star - hold onto your bladder, folks -- Lisa Lisa.

Did your head just explode? Ours did.

And if that isn't enough, KOFY will be having a Dance Party marathon on New Year's Day, featuring classic James Gabbert-hosted revelry. No, we're not kidding. Bake a batch of brownies, invite some pals over, and put on your hoop skirt. Because this is what you should be doing on the first day of 2009.

Update: The Dance Party marathon is, in fact, this week on Thanksgiving from noon to 8 p.m.