Judge Halts Evil, Evil Algebra

In what is possibly the best news story in the history of ever, on Tuesday Judge Shelleyanne Chang ordered a "temporary restraining order" against the teaching of nonsensical algebra to California eighth graders. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, however, loves algebra, believing all eighth graders should be taught stupid shit like the F.O.I.L. method, x = your mother, and other nonsense. But even teachers disagree with him, celebrating the judge's ruling. What about you? (SFGate)