For those of you nerds who Twitter, and especially for those of you who Twitter drunk/high, The Morning News has come up with 14 ways to sharpen your Twittering etiquette. Such gems as "when you’re drunk or high, Twitter is like a can of Pringles. You don’t want to break the seal" and "If it could get you fired, be used against you in court, or impede your ability to get laid, be-still your typing thumbs" are words to live by. Learn 'em, live 'em, love 'em right here.