This just in--interrupting The View no less. Bah!--Senator Ted Kennedy (one of the leaders of the democratic party and tipsiest of the Kennedy clan) has been diagnosed with malignant brain tumor just days after having a seizure. He's got the brain cancer, folks.
About half of the people with malignant brain tumors die within 18 months. Camelot, it seems, is almost all but gone now. Turn, turn, turn.