"Let us be careful, my darling Dianne. My wife has killed former lovers and friends in the past who have betrayed her. I cannot bear to think what she'll do to you. We must keep this a secret. Between you and me. Us."
"Huh? Oh yeah. Of course. So, look, can I be President, or what?"
"Heh, heh. Are you as horny as I am right now?"