Who knew he could control a pen (charcoal? Sharpie?) the same way he does a keyboard over at the SF Weekly offices? We sure didn't. And although we love Newsom -- we do, baby, we do. shhh. -- we also love us some Smith.

So behold! Matt's visual artistry:


To view the entire story, go here. (Beware: NSFW due to f-wording, ridiculing cocaine use [hey!], and boozing.)