Fundraiser, five-head sufferer, and possible one-time kidnapping victim Norman Hsu skipped his San Mateo County Superior Court appearance this morning and is now the lam! He is wanted for a 15-year-old felony warrant for grand theft. Some fear that since he was supposed to return his passport this morning, but failed to do so, he might be en route to Antarctica, or somewhere, by now.

Run, Norman, run!

Hsu has donated to such Democrat darlings as Mayor Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris, Assemblywoman Fiona M, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and Sen. Barack Obama just to name a few. And if you've see this man...well, why not ask him for some rent money? He seems to have tons of it seeing as how he recently posted bail at $2 million.