-- "Trans Am": Hipsters, gipsters, and then some keep coming back to this "rock 'n' roll disco faggotry" night. And it's easy to see why with drag alternatif acts from Dizzy and No-See-Um ("Charlie Horse" regulars), plus a live set from the Blacks. Starts at 10 p.m. at Eight (Christy Turlington's old venue, Up & Down Club!!), 1151 Folsom. $TBD.

-- "Animal Masquerade": The originators of the Edwardian Ball whisk together such acts as Rosin Coven, Vau de Vire Society, Vagabond Opera, and more to put on a -- you guessed it! -- quirky concert. Show starts at 8 p.m. at Great American Music Hall, 859 O'Farrell; $20.

-- One Good Marriage: A bookish husband and wife recount their wedding day and the tragic post-honeymoon period that followed. Heavy. 8 p.m. at Exit Theatre, 156 Eddy; $20.

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