Ashley Olsen: "Victoria, your bangs are amaze."
Victoria Traina: "Huh?"
Ashley Olsen: "You know, an abbreved version of 'amazing.'"
Victoria Traina: "Whatev, I don't abbrev words that end in -ing."
Dude with Hat: "Excuse me, is this the Homeless Chic party? I just wanted to make sure. I don't want anybody to think I'm, like, actually homeless or anything."
Victoria Traina: "We are NOT dressed in Homeless Chic, you plebeian. Don't you know who we are?"
Dude with Hat: "I know shorty over here is Michelle Tanner, but I have no clue who you are. Were you one of the girls on Flavor of Love?
Victoria Traina: "If you don't know who I am, then you prolly don't belong here."
Dude with Hat: "Wait a sec, I think I had driver's ed with you at A-Safe Way Driving School in the Sunset. Now I remember you. Everybody in our class thought you were on drugs."
Ashely Olsen: "Omg, that was a super-awk townie moment. I'm going to start hanging out with Vanessa now. She's been looking way cuter than you lately, anyway."
Bonus photo after the jump.
Image replaced to avoid hotlinking. Photo of Tina Turner's cat courtesy of the Institute for Private Dancing Studies.