Three locations contain gifts for you. All are adhered to the inside top of SF Weekly newspaper stands. Each location contains several packages. Take only one and leave the rest for others. They are located at:
1. 5th and Jessie by the hotel.
2. Golden Gate between Hyde and Leavenworth in front of the YMCA.
3. McAllister and Van Ness next to the blue awning.

We're currently in the Mission and can't make it all the way out to Emperor territory. Somebody, quick, run to those SF Weekly boxes and see what's up!

The best part about this: in his Blogger profile, he lists his industry as "Government."