"A fabulous party bringing together native San Franciscans who share the common bond of being born or raised in the most beautiful city in the world," we're perversely hoping that SFist Commenter Kevin will hit the celebration just to shake s**t up.

Tickets to the event are $75 at the door, which suggests to us that native San Franciscans must make a lot more money than we do -- and more power to them! Rain, if we learn how to speak San Franciscan, can we be your date at next year's bash? We promise that we won't act like an "Okie".