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Lady 1: "Eww, don't sit on that."
Lady 2: "It's OK, I take Muni."
-- From Eric/At Cafe Madeline across from the Macy's on O'Farrell.

Emo highschool girl on phone: "It's totally unfair! How many kids do you know that have to go to school and have a job?" [Pause.] "Well, I don't know any. I don't even know any adults who have to do that!"
-- On the 33

A triple-yvesdropping from Ced:
At the duboce park playground, arithmetically challenged parent to kid:"You've got 10 seconds to go down the slide. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9 and a half, 9 and three quarters, nine and five eighths..."
--At the Duboce Park Playground

Two 40-something bleached blond ladies: "Did you have lunch?" "I already had my slim fast."
-- At the north beach trader joe's

Slammin All-Body Band leader: "We're now going to play a song by Chick Corea."
Band mate: "Oh, really?"
-- On the stage, at the north beach jazz fest:

Referring to gross dried splotchy stuff on the bench: