We like beer, we really do, although we're feeling a bit overwhelmed by it right now. While we can all agree that: Budweiser isn't very good; the hierarchy of quality goes: draft, bottle, can, malt liquor; Canadians don't drink Labatts, Australians don't drink Foster's and if you do drink Pabst Blue Ribbon it's time to take off the trucker hat and walk away--we can all agree on that--but after that, things get a little murky. Tejal feels our pain. It's too bad she didn't have a beer hotline to call, unlike Leigh, who was the first to use Aider's Wine Lifeline.