We should have asked him what he did to attract performers from Mr. Show, The Kids in the Hall, Saturday Night Live, Stella, The State, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, and The Upright Citizens Brigade to the Fest, as well as ask him what local stars of the comedy stage Kasper Hauser, Ten West, and Prank the Dean are like.

But we didn't.

Introduce yourself in one sentence: Blissfully squandering potential since 1976.

Occupation: Actor, improviser, producer, writer...and retail manager. Shit.

Home Town: Okemos, Michigan. It's about 10 minutes away from East Lansing. The only celeb from there that I know of is Atlanta Braves pitcher John Smoltz, but that's from an unreliable source. My mom got a job at UC Davis when I was 9, so I got paroled from hail and snow. And then it was off to San Francisco for college...