Don't watch "Big Brother 6". We got sucked into it, and we're afraid we won't be able to break away, and we don't wish this fate on anyone else. This season, the house is filled with even more vacuous pretty faces than before, and despite the constant reminder that the house is "full of secrets," we can't help but think that the biggest secret of all is how CBS continues to suck in an audience for a show that consists of people sitting around a house doing...Nothing! Three times a week!! At least on "The Real World" the housemates are allowed to go to bars and get drunk and then get their eye sockets punched in. No such excitement here.

Image of a lucky "Real World: Austin" cast member, from TVGasm.