You see, America? You see what you get when you complain about a little boob action? You get the most boring halftime show imaginable featuring a snooze-inducing performance by Paul McCartney, AKA The Boring Beatle. And you get commercials that make you wish you'd actually watched the game instead.

Yes, while most were paying attention to the game, SFist was fast-forwarding through the action, thanks to our boyfriend TiVo, and was JUST watching the two-million dollar (each! At least!) Superbowl ads. Can't tell you who won the game, but we can tell you that we lost a good hour-and-a-half of our life watching a mostly lackluster collection of commercials. And we'd like to lose a few more minutes talking about them, after the jump.

Image from USA Today.