In addition to writing for XLR8R magazine TophOne finds time to read 19th century Japanese literature. Really. We love what TophOne has to say about San Francisco's unique style, and all the stylish folks that represent us so well. Next time you're faced with some snotty comments from folks dwelling in those other 'ists', just quote some of TophOne's thoughts below and watch them slither away. The stories he tells would make anyone wish they'd grown up here.