Like football? Like dancing? Are you lacking a Y chromosome and willing to be judged almost entirely by your bubbly appearance? Then becoming a professional cheerleader could be right up your alley, and lucky for you, the San Jose SaberCats of the Arena Football League are looking to bolster their corps of SaberKittens for the upcoming AFL season.

While you may not make as much money as your peers the Raiderettes or the, uh, Gold Diggers (if that isn't the name of the 49er cheerleaders, it should be), you'll actually have something to root for, since the Sabercats are the defending Arena Bowl champions. If you don't even know what the Arena League is all about, think of it as a basketball game in pads. Smaller field, only eight players on a side, the athletes play both offense and defense and combined scores approaching 200 points are common. The most famous former AFL player is Kurt Warner, who rose from obscurity to guide the NFL's St. Louis Rams to a win in the Superbowl.

So put on those nude leggings and that mid-rif baring leotard, stretch and practice your high-kicking if you want to audition December 11th. Or show up obese, male, or over forty and angle for a lawsuit. An NFL cheerleading job or a nice cash settlement could be yours!