Actually, we might pay, but you'll have to accept a postdated check for 2010 or so - kind of like having stock options. We do offer an engaged readership, a lax editorial policy, occassional free booze, hott sex and flimsy press credentials. Okay, that second to last one, not so much. You have to bring your own.

So write to us for the skinny. We're also always on the lookout for cool stuff to see and do, and the latest gossip about poor, non-famous people who would rather go on about their lives peacefully. For those of you looking for publicity, just ask, or send us free stuff. We're not above being nicer to people who send us free stuff.