(By Babe Scanlon) Holy crud! Yvesdroppings, they're back! Yay! As always, aubmissions go to editor - at - gmail - dot - com (put "Yvesdroppings" in the subject line!) Don't forget to keep your ears to the ground at summer BBQs and Pride parties; they're fertile ground for this stuff. (Bonus point for any and all crystal-infused bon mots.) "I like him. I just don't want him farting on my stuff anymore!" - On......

The Yvesdropping voicemails are pouring in! If by "pouring in" you mean that we got two more. Leave us a message at 415-659-8720. Try not to be intimidated by the hilariously urgent robot-greeting. Extra credit for singing your message, as happens in the example below. We also got one from Eve, who reports hearing two irritating hipsters in front of a liquor store at Sixteenth and something: IH1: "Fake tits ... not fake tits .........

Reader Dave passes along the following two Yvesdropped lines -- a mystifying duo of long-armed girls and butt plugs. Thanks Dave! We have no idea what these are about. Commenters, please attempt to construct a narrative that links these two episodes. You can leave us a message at 415-659-8720. Extra credit for using your finely-trained voice acting skills to re-enact the scene. Remember to speak clearly. Or not, if the Yvesdropping victim was very drunk.......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />We're proud to present another week's worth of Yvesdroppings, only some of which are made-up. Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Alternately, you can read a much better version of what......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />We're proud to present another week's worth of Yvesdroppings, only some of which are made-up. Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! One of the guys from that local band Birdmonster: "Times......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />We're proud to present another week's worth of Yvesdroppings, only some of which are made-up. Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Hildegarde: "This wasn't funny when the New York Times did......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Homeless Guy #1: "Hey, Gavin Newsom was out here yesterday picking up trash." Homeless Guy #2: "Whoa... picking up trash?" Homeless Guy #1: "... and......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Hipster dude: "I've *done* my time in Daly City. I'm never going back." -- From Andrew Doctor on the phone: "Well, he's on top of......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! A woman with grey hair and sandals is standing in the doorway, waving a ticket stub around. Frantic woman: "Where do I get parking validated?......

We come back from Second Fake Question Time and.... WHERE'S GAVINWATCH???? Emails to the anonymous blogger/videohounds' gmail account were bouncing, their YouTubes clips were gone, and their website had crashed. What th---? It wasn't like Blogger was down, and even if it were, why would that affect the gmail and the YouTubes? Mysterious, we thought. Then we went out for dinner with some friends. Well, in the time between that and now when we're......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Brat: "These are horrible. please suspend this feature until it is funny and/or interesting. Warm regards." -- From 75.7.44.228/On SFist Engorged: "Agreed." -- From 12.47.48.228/On......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Shivering street kid to another: "Damn, I need an aerosol can -- bring on global warming." -- From Anita/In front of the Main library Stewardess:......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Queer 1: "What happened to all that lube you just had?" Queer 2: "I drank it." -- At a party in the Castro The scene:......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Hipster Dude #1: "How can she be your doctor, sister, and the woman you accidentally had sex with?" Hipster Dude #2: "It wasn't an accident."......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Sassy Muni driver: "Move on back or get off! They're just like men, another one'll come along in a minute!" Sassy passenger: "Yeah, but the......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Crazy guy: "Motherf**king bitch. I'll cut it off. I'll cut your asshole." Mom to daughter: "Don't listen to that. DO NOT repeat anything he says."......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Mom: "Who do you want your costume to be?" Little girl: "Batgirl." Mom: "I thought I was going to be Batgirl." Little girl: "No, me."......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Chris Daly to a prospective voter: "I'm the lone gunman on the grassy knoll." - From Rita/At 16th and Mission Tourist lady, attempting to board......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! And if you like overhearing things, check out Karl's Overheard World. A clean-cut teen to his tattooed, black-clad mother, "Mom, were you ever into the......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! And if you like overhearing things, check out Karl's Overheard World. Young man, relieving himself against a tree, with a white lab on a leash:"Don't......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Woman: "Can I get you something from the corner store? I'm running in." Female friend (flustered): "A rich man." Woman: "...a winning lottery ticket?" Female......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Referring to gross dried splotchy stuff on the bench: Lady 1: "Eww, don't sit on that." Lady 2: "It's OK, I take Muni." -- From......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Fabulous sunglasses, T-shirt, cigarette held aloft: "You know, I have a lot of hatred." (sigh) whispered: "I hate everybody." -- From Jazzvox/At Cafe du Soleil......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! This is new! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! Crazy guy, to no one in particular: "I want to fit in, but I'm not greedy and arrogant enough to be a......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! This is new! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato! 6 year old kid: "Why don't they trip when we get in the back door?" 20ish acquaintance: 'They don't care none, they......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Shaggy guy: "It's going to be a blistery day." Glasses dude: "You mean blistering. Blistery would be ... gross." -- In the Mission From a gaggle of girls outside the cinema: Girl1: "How old are you?" Girl2: "Dunno, let me check my ID." -- From Simon Caltrain conductor to lady leaving the train, dragging a huge suitcase:......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Swarthy youngster: "It was the drunkest I've been since I was underage." -- From Trecko/In the Haight Hippie chick: "You know, the 4th of July actually falls on the 4th this year!" -- From MeiMei/At the uber-yogi Samovar tea house in the Castro Young Asian man: "Geez. I wonder what his sperm is like?" -- From BL/Outside......

" class="imgright" src="http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_matt/ladylistens-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="312" />Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Lesbian visiting from out of town: "I was going to try to kiss 38 women for my 38th birthday, but decided it would be too exhausting ... kissing takes time." -- From David/At Askew in the Castro Girl 1: "I don't give a f**k, as long as it's got cheese all over it." Girl 2: "....." --......

Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Driver over intercom as the M train inbound approached downtown: "Next stop, Montgomery. Beautiful people, get off here." -- From MeiMei on her morning commute Girl: "Whatever happened to Paul?" Guy: "Oh they broke up because he moved away. He was actually deported." -- From John/In Cole Valley Middle-aged woman with dog: "Bliss Bar ... is that a bar bar?" Scruffy middle-aged man:......

Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Girl talking to her friend at the next table (which had a paper table cloth covered in doodles): "I had to become an artist to justify my drinking." -- From Sean/At Erzulie restaurant on pine (belden alley) Ginormous, filthy, stinky man: "Do I reek like booze?" Tiny, polite, old man: "A little bit." - Overheard by Dan and Melissa while trying not to......