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Homeless Guy #1: "Hey, Gavin Newsom was out here yesterday picking up trash."
Homeless Guy #2: "Whoa... picking up trash?"
Homeless Guy #1: "... and picking up other peoples' wives...!"
-- At Hyde and Market in front of the Burger King/From Rachelle


Someone on the sidewalk observing the flash Mardi Gras parade in the Mission completely unironically: "They should make this a national holiday!"
-- From April


Guy: "Should I call you Saturday?"
Girl: "No, I'll be in a trance all day."
-- Civic Center