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Well this isn't very timely. But still, another bit of inquisitive Friday fun!

After a recent discussion about sex with those in the coveted 18-to-25-year-old age bracket, a friend then asked SFist:

Remember, if you ask it, our readers can answer it. Why, even these guys are getting in on the quizzical fun, too! (Be sure to ask Eve how to fit your logo inside the ball; she created it. We're all thumbs when it comes to graphics.) But we received this urgent question from someone about a park we've neither seen nor frolicked in. Maybe you have an answer regarding this mystifying Scott and Waller...

It's time for SFist Answers, trying to enjoy the weather from inside today.

Listen, we are here for you. It is important that you ask Questions that you desire us to Answer. So, hey; what would you have us answer? We are your tea-sipping Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all. As all-encompassing as fuzzy blanket... As omni-present as that one tie of Gavin's... As multi-functional as your winter sweatpants... Whatever you've got, we can answer. So let fly! Do you have some answer that has eluded you...

It's time for SFist Answers...

A truncated SFist Answers for the Holidays, 'tis time to answer your Questions such as they are. There've been quite a few good Questions sent to us, and we're still working on them. That means you, Justin.

This would be your weekly reminder for you to ask us Questions that you desire us to Answer. 'Cause that's what we do, here at SFist Answers. So, hey; what would you have us answer? We are your purely awesome Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all.

It's time for SFist Answers! Now that you've asked Questions, we give you Answers. This week we cover hard drugs, bodily functions, and most agonizing of all -- MUNI. Keep those questions flowin' to sfistanswers@gmail.com. Include your question, your name, and your city/neighborhood – just like when you were filling out your craigslist Missed Connections post.

As promised, we're a-reminding you to ask us Questions that you desire us to Answer. What would you have us answer? We are your grenadine-swilling Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all.

In the spirit of Gavin's Question Time avoidance, and Rita's joyous/ugh mental image of Supervisor McGoldrick dancin' like a tutu-ed circus bear, we're bringing back SFist Answers. So! Do you have some answer that has eluded you for an annoying amount of time? Do you feel that you need some sort of advice? Do you need help with something? Would you like to know what not to do? Hey, we can answer that! We are pro-feshh-ohn-alls! Ask us! Email your question to sfistanswers@gmail.com.

Welcome, readers, to an all-too-rare edition of SFist Answers, where we pretend to know stuff. Today's theme: crying. Let's make people cry. Fun!

Folks -- we want to encourage you to keep the questions coming. The best ones for us to answer are those with specific details. If questions don't hav enough detail, we are forced to simply snark (see question #1); if they are too open-ended, you'll see us blather on and on and on and on (see question #2).

Hey, folks -- today we answer questions on how to do it like the locals do, how to become an animal cop (are you listening, Rita?), and, something up our alley, suggestions for upgrading a coffee grinder.

We try our best here at SFist Answers, but we have two very real limitations:

A reader of SFist Answers writes in anonymously:

THIS WEEK: Fools, border crossings, weed vs. your heart, bikes on BART, and an easy way for SFist Answers to make millions.