Well this isn't very timely. But still, another bit of inquisitive Friday fun!
Ask SFist -- Scary Movie Scenes?
Ask SFist -- Cougar Age Limit?
After a recent discussion about sex with those in the coveted 18-to-25-year-old age bracket, a friend then asked SFist:
SFist Answers -- Park at Scott and Waller?
Remember, if you ask it, our readers can answer it. Why, even these guys are getting in on the quizzical fun, too! (Be sure to ask Eve how to fit your logo inside the ball; she created it. We're all thumbs when it comes to graphics.) But we received this urgent question from someone about a park we've neither seen nor frolicked in. Maybe you have an answer regarding this mystifying Scott and Waller...
SFist Answers: Towing And Selling Out
It's time for SFist Answers, trying to enjoy the weather from inside today.
SFist Answers: Bring It.
Listen, we are here for you. It is important that you ask Questions that you desire us to Answer. So, hey; what would you have us answer? We are your tea-sipping Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all. As all-encompassing as fuzzy blanket... As omni-present as that one tie of Gavin's... As multi-functional as your winter sweatpants... Whatever you've got, we can answer. So let fly! Do you have some answer that has eluded you...
SFist Answers: Mmmm, Yogurt
A truncated SFist Answers for the Holidays, 'tis time to answer your Questions such as they are.
There've been quite a few good Questions sent to us, and we're still working on them. That means you, Justin.
SFist Answers: Unlike Some People, We Will Not Shirk Your Questions
This would be your weekly reminder for you to ask us Questions that you desire us to Answer.
'Cause that's what we do, here at SFist Answers.
So, hey; what would you have us answer? We are your purely awesome Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all.
SFist Answers: Crack Cocaine, MUNI, And Bettie Page
It's time for SFist Answers! Now that you've asked Questions, we give you Answers.
This week we cover hard drugs, bodily functions, and most agonizing of all -- MUNI.
Keep those questions flowin' to sfistanswers@gmail.com.
Include your question, your name, and your city/neighborhood – just like when you were filling out your craigslist Missed Connections post.
SFist Answers: We Can Do This Together
As promised, we're a-reminding you to ask us Questions that you desire us to Answer.
What would you have us answer? We are your grenadine-swilling Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all.
SFist Answers: Reaching Under The Desk And Hitting Restart
In the spirit of Gavin's Question Time avoidance, and Rita's joyous/ugh mental image of Supervisor McGoldrick dancin' like a tutu-ed circus bear, we're bringing back SFist Answers.
So!
Do you have some answer that has eluded you for an annoying amount of time?
Do you feel that you need some sort of advice?
Do you need help with something?
Would you like to know what not to do?
Hey, we can answer that! We are pro-feshh-ohn-alls! Ask us!
Email your question to
SFist Answers: Things To Make You Cry
Welcome, readers, to an all-too-rare edition of SFist Answers, where we pretend to know stuff. Today's theme: crying. Let's make people cry. Fun!
SFist Answers: Blah Blah Blah
Folks -- we want to encourage you to keep the questions coming. The best ones for us to answer are those with specific details. If questions don't hav enough detail, we are forced to simply snark (see question #1); if they are too open-ended, you'll see us blather on and on and on and on (see question #2).
SFist Answers: Do It Like We Do
Hey, folks -- today we answer questions on how to do it like the locals do, how to become an animal cop (are you listening, Rita?), and, something up our alley, suggestions for upgrading a coffee grinder.
SFist Answers (Or Do We?)
We try our best here at SFist Answers, but we have two very real limitations:
SFist Answers Pities The Fool
THIS WEEK: Fools, border crossings, weed vs. your heart, bikes on BART, and an easy way for SFist Answers to make millions.
SFist Answers Rx
Wow -- after faking answers to a few medical and psychological questions in our past few entries, we suppose people have been happy -- beacause these kinds of questions keep coming in! So whether it's about weddings, weariness, where to hype an event, or where find a book, SFist Answers is the place to turn.
SFist Answers--Fantastic Fourth!
Howdy, fellow 'Fisters and fans of the SF Bay Area -- it's another episode of SFist Answers, where we strive to provide helpful answers, or at least decent-sounding BS, to those burning, itching questions. Want us to take a crack at your question? Just shoot a note off to SFistAnswers[at]sbcglobal.net.
SFist Answers--In 3D!
Hey, folks -- SFist Answers is back and bigger than ever (that means four whole questions answered this time). For our all All-Star Blowout Third edition, we've engaged the expertise of fellow SFists for three of the four Qs--and almost completely speculated on the first one! Professionalism at it's best! Two short Q&As before the jump, two rather long and super-informative ones after the jump.
SFist Answers
Greetings, folks. Welcome to SFist Answers.
We think the name of the column says it all. If you have a question you'd like us to answer, you can either e-mail us or leave it in the comments section. While yours truly will be taking primary responsibility for this, rest assured that the column is backed up by SFist's wonderful array of foodies, TV heads, geeks, newshounds, artsy types, and sports fanatics. Whether it's a question of opinion, fact, history, or advice, we stand ready to assist you.

