Well this isn't very timely. But still, another bit of inquisitive Friday fun! Although there are 8549027869056725 sites out there that ask and answer the same thing -- i.e., the shower scene in Psycho -- a (sort of) friend writes to SFist asking: What do you think is the scariest scene in movie history? Eh, why not? East: the scene in Cinderella where her stepsisters tear apart her pink gown right before the ball.......

After a recent discussion about sex with those in the coveted 18-to-25-year-old age bracket, a friend then asked SFist: How old to you have to be to be a cougar? Huh. Honestly, we didn't have a clue. Do you? We'd love to hear what age one has to hit in order to be considered cougar-worthy. Specifically, we want to hear what age all of you male readers consider cougar time, and at what age......

Remember, if you ask it, our readers can answer it. Why, even these guys are getting in on the quizzical fun, too! (Be sure to ask Eve how to fit your logo inside the ball; she created it. We're all thumbs when it comes to graphics.) But we received this urgent question from someone about a park we've neither seen nor frolicked in. Maybe you have an answer regarding this mystifying Scott and Waller......

It's time for SFist Answers, trying to enjoy the weather from inside today....

Listen, we are here for you. It is important that you ask Questions that you desire us to Answer. So, hey; what would you have us answer? We are your tea-sipping Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all. As all-encompassing as fuzzy blanket... As omni-present as that one tie of Gavin's... As multi-functional as your winter sweatpants... Whatever you've got, we can answer. So let fly! Do you have some answer that has eluded you......

It's time for SFist Answers......

A truncated SFist Answers for the Holidays, 'tis time to answer your Questions such as they are. There've been quite a few good Questions sent to us, and we're still working on them. That means you, Justin....

This would be your weekly reminder for you to ask us Questions that you desire us to Answer. 'Cause that's what we do, here at SFist Answers. So, hey; what would you have us answer? We are your purely awesome Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all....

It's time for SFist Answers! Now that you've asked Questions, we give you Answers. This week we cover hard drugs, bodily functions, and most agonizing of all -- MUNI. Keep those questions flowin' to sfistanswers@gmail.com. Include your question, your name, and your city/neighborhood – just like when you were filling out your craigslist Missed Connections post....

As promised, we're a-reminding you to ask us Questions that you desire us to Answer. What would you have us answer? We are your grenadine-swilling Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all. ...

In the spirit of Gavin's Question Time avoidance, and Rita's joyous/ugh mental image of Supervisor McGoldrick dancin' like a tutu-ed circus bear, we're bringing back SFist Answers. So! Do you have some answer that has eluded you for an annoying amount of time? Do you feel that you need some sort of advice? Do you need help with something? Would you like to know what not to do? Hey, we can answer that! We are pro-feshh-ohn-alls! Ask us! Email your question to sfistanswers@gmail.com....

Welcome, readers, to an all-too-rare edition of SFist Answers, where we pretend to know stuff. Today's theme: crying. Let's make people cry. Fun!...

Folks -- we want to encourage you to keep the questions coming. The best ones for us to answer are those with specific details. If questions don't hav enough detail, we are forced to simply snark (see question #1); if they are too open-ended, you'll see us blather on and on and on and on (see question #2)....

Hey, folks -- today we answer questions on how to do it like the locals do, how to become an animal cop (are you listening, Rita?), and, something up our alley, suggestions for upgrading a coffee grinder. ...

We try our best here at SFist Answers, but we have two very real limitations: 1) If y'all don't ask us questions, we have nothing to answer; similarly, the more questions we get, the more we're able to cherry-pick the interesting ones. (That's our not-so-subtle appeal for some emails to sfistanswers@sbcglobal.net). 2) Some questions are pretty complicated and have some variable factors--it's often impossible to lead you to the end of the journey in......

A reader of SFist Answers writes in anonymously: This year, I'm celebrating my last under-21 New Years Eve. What fun things can the local twenty year old chick do to bring in the new year with her friends? In response to the obvious answer, sadly none of us have fake ids, so that's out the window. Have fun answering that one, cause it's a doozie. Well, anonymous reader, would it help if we told......

THIS WEEK: Fools, border crossings, weed vs. your heart, bikes on BART, and an easy way for SFist Answers to make millions....