<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[Seinfeld - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>Seinfeld - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 09:18:34 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/seinfeld/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Beloved <em>Seinfeld</em> Character George Steinbrenner Dies]]></title><description><![CDATA[George Constanza's boss, Yankees owner <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Steinbrenner">George Steinbrenner</a>, <a href="http://cbs5.com/national/George.Steinbrenner.heart.2.1801640.html">d...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2010/07/13/beloved_seinfeld_character_george_s/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242a8344ad066cdcf5fcb2</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category><category><![CDATA[celebrity]]></category><category><![CDATA[death]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area Sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:41:39 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p>

<p>George Constanza's boss, Yankees owner <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Steinbrenner">George Steinbrenner</a>, <a href="http://cbs5.com/national/George.Steinbrenner.heart.2.1801640.html">died of a heart attack</a> this morning. Although we never saw his face, America grew to love his signature crusty-but-benign <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_David">voice</a>. A lover of eggplant  calzones and fancy mustard, Steinbrenner was most famous for calling Costanza into his office, then rambling on about pointless topics, forcing George to slowly walk out the door. Constanza was hired by Steinbrenner after he accused the former Yankees demigod of taking the NYC baseball team and reducing them to a laughing stock, "all for the glorification of [Steinbrenner's] massive ego." He will be missed.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dennis Richmond and His Moustache Sail Off Into the Sunset]]></title><description><![CDATA[this evening (the awesome, awesome episode involving double-dipping and Teri Hatcher's breasts), we were teased during a news break to tune into a very special episode of the KTVU 10 o'clock newscast....]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/16/dennis_richmond_1/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2422ab44ad066cdcf1ec12</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dennis Richmond]]></category><category><![CDATA[KTVU]]></category><category><![CDATA[media]]></category><category><![CDATA[retire]]></category><category><![CDATA[retirement]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Teri Hatcher]]></category><category><![CDATA[TV]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:03:01 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry142780_thumb-thumb-640xauto-189948.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry142780_thumb-thumb-640xauto-189948.jpg" alt="Dennis Richmond and His Moustache Sail Off Into the Sunset"><p>To say Richmond has been a mainstay would be an understatement.  We've lived here for years and we can't really remember a time when Richmond wasn't on TV.  We also can't remember a time when people didn't look at the redness in his eyes and wonder if he was stoned all the time.  Richmond, who is 65 (!) has been with KTVU for forty years and has anchored the 10 o'clock news since 1976.</p>

<p>Dennis was a rare TV news anchor in that he was actually good.  He was serious and treated the news seriously-- we can't ever remember him cracking a joke let alone a smile and he never did all that cheesy happy talk that mars too many a newscast.  He just sat there and read the news.  In fact, you could kind of say he was kind of boring, but in a good way.  As a result KTVU was a bit of a throwback news show, kind of the way newscasts are supposed to be, or were supposed to, or what have you.</p>

<p>Good luck, Dennis--things won't be the same without ya!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[SFist Watches: Even More Thursday Fall TV Premieress]]></title><description><![CDATA[We've mentioned before that the only "Law &amp; Order" we watch is "Law &amp; Order: Criminal Intent," and the main reason for that is our imaginary boyfriend Vincent D'Onofrio is on it. So you can im...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/10/04/sfist_watches_e_4/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24316c44ad066cdcf98bbb</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[30 Rock]]></category><category><![CDATA[alec baldwin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Criminal Intent]]></category><category><![CDATA[CW]]></category><category><![CDATA[East Coast]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jerry Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Law]]></category><category><![CDATA[NBC]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rock]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Television]]></category><category><![CDATA[the CW]]></category><category><![CDATA[the future]]></category><category><![CDATA[TV]]></category><category><![CDATA[USA]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vice President]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vincent D]]></category><category><![CDATA[WatchesTelevision]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Rain Jokinen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:30:51 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nCp3IAy4eLI">
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<p>We've mentioned before that the only "Law &amp; Order" we watch is "Law &amp; Order: Criminal Intent," and the main reason for that is our imaginary boyfriend Vincent D'Onofrio is on it. So you can imagine we were a little worried when the fate of the show was up in the air at the end of last season. It had something to do with the franchise not pulling in the numbers it used to, and production costs needing to be cut. (Of course it should come as no surprise that the shows aren't as big in the ratings as they used to be since you can basically turn the TV on at any time of day and find an episode playing on one of any number of stations.) But apparently a compromise was reached wherein new episodes of "C.I." will air on USA first, and then will be repeated on NBC at some as-yet-to-be announced time in the future. SO! You can catch the season premiere of <a href="http://www.usanetwork.com/series/criminalintent/">"Law &amp; Order: Criminal Intent"</a> tonight on USA at 10 p.m.</p>

<p>However, NBC was able to get one big thing right last season, and that was renewing the funniest sitcom on TV, <a href="http://www.nbc.com/30_Rock">"30 Rock."</a> Despite going through a bout of the crazies earlier this year, Alec Baldwin did not leave the show, as he had threatened, and is indeed back as Jack Donaghy, Vice President of East Coast Television, (formerly Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming, before he was demoted after <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=3f10oAUaNgg">the Salute to Fireworks fiasco</a>). Jerry Seinfeld will guest star as himself in tonight's season premiere at 8:30 p.m.</p>

<p>And finally, over on the CW, is the season premiere of <a href="http://www.cwtv.com/shows/supernatural">"Supernatural"</a> at 9 p.m., a show we know we would probably like if we watched it, but alas, it's a show that is on during a way too crowded hour on a way too crowded night of television.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jerry Seinfeld Was In Town?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDVEb6Wu-w">Not that there's anything wrong with that</a>, of course.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/09/18/jerry_seinfeld/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24295844ad066cdcf566a7</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bee Movie]]></category><category><![CDATA[cable car]]></category><category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category><category><![CDATA[Drew Altizer]]></category><category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Features]]></category><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jerry Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[movie]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pics]]></category><category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[US]]></category><category><![CDATA[US Weekly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Weekly]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:39:26 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry124756_thumb-thumb-640xauto-81850.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry124756_thumb-thumb-640xauto-81850.jpg" alt="Jerry Seinfeld Was In Town?"><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDVEb6Wu-w">Not that there's anything wrong with that</a>, of course.</p>

<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld">Jerry Seinfeld</a> was in town the other day, presumably to promote his <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389790/">upcoming</a> <a href="http://animation.dreamworksfansite.com/beemovie/">film</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_Movie"></a> (why on a cable car, though?  Is there an SF theme?  You know we'll watch anything with an SF theme!) -- and our favorite photographer <a href="http://www.drewaltizer.com">Drew Altizer</a> was there on the scene.</p>

<p>Thanks for passing the pictures along, Drew!  We're hoping these end up in <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/">US Weekly</a>'s "Celebrities, they're just like us" page, with the caption: "they take those fake cable cars that are actually motorized trolleys!"  The movie comes out in <a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bal-to.sragow07sep07,0,7603544.story">November</a>, or so we see on the Internet.  </p>

<p>More of Drew's pictures after the jump.</p><i>Bee Movie</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Week Around The Ists]]></title><description><![CDATA[What with Paris Hilton's release earlier this week and the upcoming celebration of American Independence (sorry, Londonist!), we've been thinking a lot about freedom.  Freedom to vote, freedom to choo...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/07/01/week_around_the_5/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24319e44ad066cdcf9a509</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Adrian Fenty]]></category><category><![CDATA[Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[apple]]></category><category><![CDATA[art]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Austinist]]></category><category><![CDATA[Band]]></category><category><![CDATA[bar]]></category><category><![CDATA[barbecue]]></category><category><![CDATA[Big Apple]]></category><category><![CDATA[bomb]]></category><category><![CDATA[bomb scare]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Canada]]></category><category><![CDATA[Canada Day]]></category><category><![CDATA[CD]]></category><category><![CDATA[cell phones]]></category><category><![CDATA[Celtic Ray Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[cheesesteak]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chicagoist]]></category><category><![CDATA[City Council]]></category><category><![CDATA[commenters]]></category><category><![CDATA[culture]]></category><category><![CDATA[Daisuke Matsuzaka]]></category><category><![CDATA[DCist]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Events]]></category><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><category><![CDATA[Film Festival]]></category><category><![CDATA[Flickr]]></category><category><![CDATA[From Hell]]></category><category><![CDATA[garbage]]></category><category><![CDATA[gay]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gothamist]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hot]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hot Lixx]]></category><category><![CDATA[Independence Day]]></category><category><![CDATA[interview]]></category><category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jillian Ashley Blair Ivey]]></category><category><![CDATA[LA]]></category><category><![CDATA[LAist]]></category><category><![CDATA[London]]></category><category><![CDATA[London Pride]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Film Festival]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor Adrian Fenty]]></category><category><![CDATA[media]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Femia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mitt Romney]]></category><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><category><![CDATA[NYC]]></category><category><![CDATA[parade]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category><category><![CDATA[parking]]></category><category><![CDATA[Parking Lot]]></category><category><![CDATA[parking ticket]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Philadelphia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Phillyist]]></category><category><![CDATA[photos]]></category><category><![CDATA[rain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ray Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Record Man]]></category><category><![CDATA[Red Sox]]></category><category><![CDATA[restaurants]]></category><category><![CDATA[Romney]]></category><category><![CDATA[running]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ryan Montbleau]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ryan Montbleau Band]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Shanghaiist]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sing London]]></category><category><![CDATA[street art]]></category><category><![CDATA[Summer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Support Our Troops]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Big Apple]]></category><category><![CDATA[the city]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Nightwatchman]]></category><category><![CDATA[this week]]></category><category><![CDATA[Torontoist]]></category><category><![CDATA[traffic]]></category><category><![CDATA[UCLA]]></category><category><![CDATA[Week in -Ists]]></category><category><![CDATA[werner herzog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:56:13 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry113689_thumb-thumb-640xauto-90672.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry113689_thumb-thumb-640xauto-90672.jpg" alt="Week Around The Ists"><p>What with Paris Hilton's release earlier this week and the upcoming celebration of American Independence (sorry, Londonist!), we've been thinking a lot about freedom.  Freedom to vote, freedom to choose, and most importantly, freedom to blog.  Here are a few things we're happy we've been free to blog about this week.</p>



<p><a href="http://www.Bostonist.com"><strong>Bostonist</strong></a> plans to bring the right tunes for a July 4th backyard barbecue. Side one of the Bostonist Chock-Full-o-Freedom Summer Soundtrack comes courtesy of the <a href="http://bostonist.com/2007/06/28/bostonist_chats.php">Ryan Montbleau Band</a>. Side two is a mix from <a href="http://bostonist.com/2007/06/26/were_turning_ja.php">Red Sox pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka and former Extreme guitarist Nuno Bettencourt</a>. If the barbecue is really ragin', they'll bring new singles from Mitt Romney's dog called "<a href="http://bostonist.com/2007/06/28/mitt_romney_pul.php">Station Wagon From Hell</a>" and new Celtic Ray Allen's cover of "<a href="http://bostonist.com/2007/06/29/sports_redux_ye.php">Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number</a>."</p>

<p>As neither American (they have <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/06/canada_day_2007.php">their own birthday</a> to worry about) nor interested in Paris Hilton in any capacity whatsoever, <a href="http://www.Torontoist.com"><strong>Torontoist</strong></a> freely covered what it knows best – its local beat. They <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/06/life_out_of_bal.php">compared notes on what the city's greatest albums of all time were</a>, watched some sweet-ass <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/06/life_out_of_bal.php">rock balancing</a>, and continued covering the sale of one of its favourite CD stores, Sam the Record Man, with <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/06/they_sold_it_th.php">a report from its merchandise auction</a>. They freely checked out the <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/06/the_smallest_ba.php">smallest bar in town</a>, then told their readers to go <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/06/vaya_con_dios_p.php%20">beat the shit out of a car</a>. When emergency vehicles were ordered to "Support Our Troops," they <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/06/torontoist_vs_t_11.php%20">debated the issue</a> and  watched as a street artist, Posterchild, <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/06/support_our_tro.php">mocked it</a> (and then <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/06/one_more_poster.php">re-published his manifesto</a> a few days later).</p>

<p><a href="http://www.sfist.com"><strong>SFist</strong></a> had freedom to love covered, with <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/25/pride_pix.php">coverage of the city's famous annual gay pride parade</a>.  And of course, they covered the freedom to rock, with an interview of <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/25/interview_craig.php">local American air guitar champion Hot Lixx Houlihan</a>.  The commenters were free to complain about the terrible parking situation in San Francisco, in not <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/28/lets_talk_about.php">one</a>, not <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/27/parking_garage.php">two</a>, but <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/29/sfist_photo_a_s.php">three</a> posts this week.  What San Francisco's not free to do, though?  Throw away garbage – the city's <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/27/sfist_photo_few.php">taken away</a> over 300 of our city <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/27/hey_whered_your.php">trash cans</a>!</p>

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<p>Overseas, <a href="http://www.Londonist.com"><strong>Londonist</strong></a> was politely pretending not to be aware of Independence Day, but everyone was keeping busy with a variety of big, outdoor events, all washed out by ceaseless rain, as is traditional for all of London's "summer" shenanigans. As everyone limbered up for <a href="http://londonist.com/2007/06/monday_miscella_61.php">a slightly confused Canada Day</a>, the whole of London was suddenly unnerved by a <a href="http://londonist.com/2007/06/haymarket_bomb.php">major bomb scare</a><a> - news still coming in so watch that link.  Despite the troubling situation, Londoners are still embracing their freedom and are marching and partying for </a><a href="http://londonist.com/2007/06/londonist_loves_33.php">London Pride</a>, Europe's biggest gay and lesbian festival. And with the famously stoic and bravest of faces only Londoners know how to produce in troubled times, chins are up and voices are soaring for the week-long London-wide <a href="http://londonist.com/2007/06/sing_london.php">Sing London</a> event. Let's hope the stiff upper lips are relaxed a little for the big finale next weekend.</p>

<p>For those who say they don't like LA, filmmaker <a href="http://laist.com/2007/06/25/los_angeles_is.php">Werner Herzog says this</a>: "Los Angeles is raw, uncouth, and bizarre, but it's a place of substance." Therefore, <a href="http://laist.com/"><strong>LAist</strong></a> has been celebrating film, day by day, this past week by following the <a href="http://laist.com/movies/laff_2007/2007/06/">Los Angeles Film Festival</a>. (But let's not forget about <a href="http://laist.com/2007/06/26/erotic_la_kind_1.php">the erotic stuff</a>, okay?) Angelenos are also savoring their <a href="http://laist.com/2007/06/29/chill_you_dont.php">last year of using cell phones while driving</a> – was that why all those <a href="http://laist.com/2007/06/25/the_ucla_undie.php">UCLA students were running around in their underwear</a>? And with such freedom of mobility in their car culture (okay, the traffic doesn't help much), why not host an art exhibition called <a href="http://laist.com/2007/06/26/photos_from_the.php">The Parking Lot Show</a>?</p>

<p><img src="http://www.bostonist.com/attachments/boston_michael/daisukepepper.jpg" class="left" alt="Week Around The Ists">Summer in the city has been heating up for <a href="http://www.gothamist.com"><strong>Gothamist</strong></a>.  The Big Apple had a <a href="http://gothamist.com/2007/06/27/2007_blackout_s.php">forty-eight-minute blackout</a> that freaked everyone out. Even still, there were people <a href="http://gothamist.com/2007/06/29/iday_iphone_ins.php">celebrating their freedom to camp out for iPhones</a>, which arrived in NYC with <a href="http://gothamist.com/2007/06/30/iphone_arrives.php">possibly more media and spectators</a> than people on line.  A fight broke out between <a href="http://gothamist.com/2007/06/27/the_lobster_rol.php">two cozy seafood restaurants</a> over claims of intellectual property theft (the Caesar salad, the wainscotting, and the marble counters, for starters) and some people got upset at vehicles <a href="http://gothamist.com/2007/06/25/video_of_the_da_82.php">violating no-car rules in a Brooklyn park</a>.  Luckily, there is Matt Allen, who has been <a href="http://gothamist.com/2007/06/28/matt_the_ice_cr.php">handing out free frozen treats across the country</a>, and is now in NYC.  And the Splasher, the strange figure who's been splashing street art, <a href="http://gothamist.com/2007/06/26/the_splasher_sp.php">sent us a 16-page manifesto</a>. </p>

<p>And in Philadelphia, where that whole Fourth of July thing got started, <a href="http://www.phillyist.com"><strong>Phillyist</strong></a> was celebrating freedom left and right: freedom to <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/06/29/one_white_eye_a.php">act for twenty-four hours straight</a>, freedom to <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/06/27/sailor_song.php">shop and drink at the same time</a>, freedom to <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/06/29/return_to_sende_82.php">make <em>Seinfeld</em> references</a> and the mayor's freedom to <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/06/29/im_only_going_t.php">get his iPhone on</a>.  They were happy to see their local transit corporation feels free to <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/06/27/cell_phones_don.php">ask people to keep it quiet</a>, that kittens are free from <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/06/26/pleaz_dont_eat.php">cheesesteak restaurants</a>, and that The Nightwatchman is still <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/06/26/power_to_the_pr.php">all about a different kind of freedom</a>.  On a completely different note, they <a href="http://phillyist.com/2007/06/25/something_we_th.php">educated their readers about pulmonary embolism</a>, which took the life of their beloved editor, Star "Sarcasmo" Foster, in December.</p>

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<p>Compiled and edited by <a href="http://phillyist.com/staff.php#philly_jill">Jillian Ashley Blair Ivey.</a></p>

<p>Top image by Flickr user <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/37degrees/">37°C</a>, via SFist.  Middle image by Flickr user <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/nycviarachel/640568813/in/photostream/">NYCViaRachel </a>.  Bottom image by Michael Femia at Bostonist.<br>
</p><i>Want to know what else is happening across the Ist-a-Verse?  Check out this week's favorites on <a href="http://austinist.com/labs/favorites">Austinist</a>, <a href="http://chicagoist.com/labs/favorites">Chicagoist</a>, <a href="http://sampaist.com/labs/favorites">Sampaist</a>, <a href="http://seattlest.com/labs/favorites">Seattlest</a>, and <a href="http://shanghaiist.com/labs/favorites">Shanghaiist</a>.</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Meet The Kinks]]></title><description><![CDATA[We take you now from the world of politically incorrect comedians to politically incorrect neighbors, that being the new owners of the armory, Kink.com.  Now you would think that the opening of a new ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/01/17/meet_the_kinks/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24248044ad066cdcf2e6d0</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Displacement Coalition]]></category><category><![CDATA[history]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mission Anti]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[porn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:07:30 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry90443_thumb-thumb-640xauto-109866.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry90443_thumb-thumb-640xauto-109866.jpg" alt="Meet The Kinks"><p>At issue is the fact that a building that's been abandoned since the early 70's and was <a href="http://www.examiner.com/a-502668~Ken_Garcia__In_upside_down_S_F___porn_is_OK__in_the_Mission__but_housing_isn_t.html">usually a source of much controversy</a> whenever somebody sniffed around to develop it could be sold so quickly without much in the way of forewarning.  If we remember our SF history, there was a raging fight during the dot.com days when some company tried to develop it into office space, with lots of protests accompanying it.  In fact, it was one of the reasons for the <a href="http://www.uncanny.net/~wetzel/macchron.htm">founding of the Mission Anti-Displacement Coalition</a>.  Ahh...good times....good times....</p>

<p>So last night, a meeting was held with the <a href="http://www.missionmerchants.com/">Mission Merchants Association</a>.  In attendance was the founder of Kink.com who tried to <a href="http://www.examiner.com/a-512859~Porn_purveyor_seeks_to_reassure_Mission.html">allay everyone's fears</a>.  He basically said he'd fix up the building, add enough security to make everyone happy and he can do whatever he wants to the building as he signed the contract.  Which seemed to work.</p>

<p>Since we hear at SFist like to believe ourselves a place that offers solutions, we have one-- Kink.com open houses.<br>
</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Worm?  Oh, He is Turning]]></title><description><![CDATA[More Apple-related news came out yesterday, as it appears maybe there might just be something going on over there other than what was originally thought.  In a story in the Financial Times of London, ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/12/28/the_worm_oh_he_is_turning/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24264d44ad066cdcf3d764</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[apple]]></category><category><![CDATA[Financial Times]]></category><category><![CDATA[jobs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Keith Hernandez]]></category><category><![CDATA[London]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[mets]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Technology in San Francisco & Silicon Valley]]></category><category><![CDATA[World Champion]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:03:47 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry87952_thumb-thumb-640xauto-110439.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry87952_thumb-thumb-640xauto-110439.jpg" alt="The Worm?  Oh, He is Turning"><p>If proved true, none of this is any good.  It could lead to civil and in some cases criminal penalties.  </p>

<p>In the blogging world, there's something called a "Keith Hernandez" moment.  This refers to a scene in Seinfeld where <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Hernandez">Keith Hernandez</a>, ex-star of the '86 World Champion Mets, did something a little screwy but just pawned it off with the line "I'm Keith Hernandez."  Meaning, of course, he could do whatever the hell he wants because he's Keith Hernandez.  So if true, consider this Jobs' "Keith Hernandez" moment.  After all, he's Steve Jobs.  </p>

<p>Apple is once again claiming that there's nothing really to it and they've conducted their own investigation into the matter and came up with nothing.  Or at least if there was something, it was the boo-boo of a couple of other people (damn temps).  And we all know companies who conduct their own internal investigation never, ever cover things up.  </p>

<p>But between this and the <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2006/12/27/apple_back_to_the_future.php">other investigation</a>, we have a feeling this story isn't going to go away for awhile.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Happy Festivus]]></title><description><![CDATA[Whlie tomorrow is technically <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus">Festivus</a>, we thought we'd get a head start on the holiday that's the holiday for the rest of us.  So here's snippets f...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/12/22/happy_festivus/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242e6944ad066cdcf80931</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[comments]]></category><category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[video]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:49:53 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eaeQz5HwfoI">
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<p>Whlie tomorrow is technically <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus">Festivus</a>, we thought we'd get a head start on the holiday that's the holiday for the rest of us.  So here's snippets from the "Seinfeld" episode that started it all.  We don't have much in the way of grievances to air as we've aired all of our grievances (how many times can you bash MUNI?) but if you got some airing to air, air away in the comments.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stage Fog: Review and Preview]]></title><description><![CDATA[Special treat this week, kids: a review. Oh, yeah, and the usual previews too.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/10/24/stage_fog_review_and_preview/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242f0544ad066cdcf855b1</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[African American]]></category><category><![CDATA[America]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arts+Events]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[baby]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[Broadway]]></category><category><![CDATA[buy tickets]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[California Shakespeare Theater]]></category><category><![CDATA[Campo Santo]]></category><category><![CDATA[chicago]]></category><category><![CDATA[church]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dancing With the Stars]]></category><category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Events]]></category><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><category><![CDATA[Huey Lewis]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Berne]]></category><category><![CDATA[kids]]></category><category><![CDATA[LA]]></category><category><![CDATA[Live]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category><category><![CDATA[Oakland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Orpheum Theatre]]></category><category><![CDATA[Playing October]]></category><category><![CDATA[Post Street]]></category><category><![CDATA[Post Street Theatre]]></category><category><![CDATA[poverty]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rent]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Weekly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Shakespeare]]></category><category><![CDATA[Shakespeare Theater]]></category><category><![CDATA[Special]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stage Fog]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stars]]></category><category><![CDATA[theater]]></category><category><![CDATA[Theatre]]></category><category><![CDATA[Theatre Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[this week]]></category><category><![CDATA[TV]]></category><category><![CDATA[Weekly]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Karen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:10:16 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry79928_thumb-thumb-640xauto-117531.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry79928_thumb-thumb-640xauto-117531.jpg" alt="Stage Fog: Review and Preview"><p><strong> at <a href="http://www.berkeleyrep.org">Berekley Repertory Theatre</a></strong><br>
The best theater experiences happen when you go in not knowing what to expect, and then the show blows you away. If you agree, then stop reading right now and <a href="http://www.berkeleyrep.org/ticketing/calendar/index.aspx">buy tickets</a> to <i>Passing Strange</i> before it heads to New York. If you need more convincing--or just love your Stage Fog--read on. Now, we really can't call this a review, because we went to a preview, and a first preview at that. The only thing we knew about the show was something about an "African American man's musical search for authenticity." Most musicals in this vein are about as authentic as acrylic nails. (Anyone see the last touring production of <i>Rent?</i>) But <i>Passing Strange</i> made this cynical, 10-year local theater veteran a believer. Penned and narrated by the charismatic <a href="http://www.stewsongs.com/">Stew,</a> the musical features his band and a group of superb actors. Youth--the main character--escapes the confines of his catty Baptist church in plastic LA for a tour of Amsterdam and Berlin, meeting potheads and performance artists who force him to confront his own self-delusions. Sounds rather typical, but Stew infuses this story with gut-punching songs, some of which don't let the audience off easy like those chirpy Broadway tunes do. Put simply, <i>Passing Strange</i> is authentic to itself. If more new musicals looked like this, we might yet see a revitalization of Broadway. <br>
Playing through December 3</p>

<p><strong><i>Adam Pascal Live</i> at <a href="http://www.poststreettheatre.com/">Post Street Theatre</a></strong><br>
Ah, <a href="http://www.adam-pascal.com/">Adam,</a> you're not sore about that little dig we made at <i>Rent</i>, are you? We meant the <i>touring</i> production, not the original. (Well, we didn't see the original, nor did we see the movie, but we're sure you were great in them.) And you're not just some musical theater geek, but write modern rock songs, too? (Modern rock?) Baby, you are so gonna steal this show.<br>
Playing October 27 &amp; 28</p>

<p><strong><i>Chicago</i> at the <a href="http://www.bestofbroadway-sf.com/shows/show.asp?key=18&amp;subkey=567">Orpheum Theatre</a></strong><br>
As far as we're concerned, the latest film version of the musical practically trumps all revivals. But, the only reason we’re mentioning this is because it stars Huey Lewis in the role of Billy Flynn. We'll give you a moment to let this sink in. Huey Lewis. Wait, it gets better. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641417/">John O'Hurley</a> also performs two performances only (run kids, get tickets now). Yes, as in <i>Family Feud.</i> What the short press release fails to mention is his other notable TV appearances in, wait for it, <i>Dancing with the Stars.</i> And the <i>Ms. America Pageant.</i> OK, OK, he was in several <i>Seinfeld</i> episodes. But what a star lineup! Really, the reviews can go either way. Place your bets now.<br>
Playing October 24 through November 5</p>

<p><strong><i>Hamlet: Blood in the Brain</i> at <a href="http://www.theintersection.org/">Intersection for the Arts</a></strong><br>
OK, seriously. Settle down now, because this show is not to be missed. Now, the last thing we expect from Campo Santo is Shakespeare. So, this isn't your typical Shakespeare. The company has hooked up with <a href="http://www.calshakes.org">California Shakespeare Theater</a> (artistic director Jonathan Moscone directs) and playwright Naomi Iizuka to reimagine the Bard's most famous play in the context of 1980s Oakland, complete with the drugs and the poverty. Remember, like with Stew, authenticity is key. Iizuka and company ran numerous workshops for about three years with the community's residents to create the story of a young man who confronts neighborhood violence and his own familial obligations. Now, this isn't simply <i>Hamlet</i> plopped down in a modern time period, but a new play that merges traditional theater with real vernacular and marginalized genres. In other words, it looks more like a gritty Campo Santo play than a stuffy Shakespeare piece. <br>
Playing October 26 through November 20</p>

<p><i>Photo of Stew in Passing Strange taken by Kevin Berne.</i></p>

<p>For more stage options, check out the listings at the <i><a href="http://www.sfbg.com/40/05/x_list_stage.html">Guardian,</a> the <i><a href="http://listings.eastbayexpress.com/gyrobase/Events/Results?date=&amp;category=oid%3A5335&amp;keyword=&amp;Submit=GO">Express,</a></i> the <i><a href="http://listings.sfweekly.com/gyrobase/Events/Results?date=&amp;category=oid%3A9061&amp;keyword=&amp;Submit=GO">SF Weekly,</a></i> and the <a href="http://www.theatrebayarea.org/whatsplaying/prod_rslt.jsp?dur=week">calendar</a> on Theatre Bay Area's website.</i></p><i>Passing Strange</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Philistine Operates in the Park.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Is Chronicle editor <a href="http://www.hearstcorp.com/biographies/new_bio_editor_sanfran.html">Phil Bronstein</a> the new Jerry Seinfeld? Every year, he steps on the stage of the SF <a href="http://s...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/09/11/the_philistine_operates_in_the_park/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24250044ad066cdcf32650</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arts+Events]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christine Brewer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chron]]></category><category><![CDATA[construction]]></category><category><![CDATA[contest]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dede Wilsey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Die Fledermaus]]></category><category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Food+Fun]]></category><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><category><![CDATA[hair]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jerry Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[journalists]]></category><category><![CDATA[justice department]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kristinn Sigmundsson]]></category><category><![CDATA[military]]></category><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Phil Bronstein]]></category><category><![CDATA[Philistine]]></category><category><![CDATA[photos]]></category><category><![CDATA[rain]]></category><category><![CDATA[robin williams]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[the sun]]></category><category><![CDATA[train]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Cedric]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:48:01 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry65504_thumb-thumb-640xauto-122591.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry65504_thumb-thumb-640xauto-122591.jpg" alt="The Philistine Operates in the Park."><p>--Friday was the Opera opening night at the opera house, and I was one of the penguins there, in that March of the Penguins. <br>
--I read in the paper there was a report saying that "military activity was disrelenting." Looks like the fog is disrelenting too.<br>
--I am here courtesy of the Justice Department. I am one of the few journalists they haven't arrested.<br>
So: is Phil Bronstein the new Robin Williams? Or should he stick to writing submissions to the <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/captioncontest/">New-Yorker cartoon</a> <a href="http://www.radosh.net/archive/001326.html">anti-caption contest</a>?</p>

<p>All other performances in the park were actually beautiful.The only thing which was off was the stage, aligned towards McLaren Lodge instead of facing north, due to construction in the back we believe. It seems the new setting put the non-VIP audience further away from the stage than before. At least we got to see the back of Dede Wilsey's blond hair. Music-wise, it was all very entertainment friendly, with a lot of music from <a href="http://sfopera.com/fledermaus">Die Fledermaus</a>, which is a fun riot but sounds a bit kitschy in contrast when following a Verdi aria. </p>

<p>Notable exceptions not involved with Die Fledermaus: Kristinn Sigmundsson and Christine Brewer, from the <a href="http://sfopera.com/tristan">Tristan and Isolde</a> cast. Christine sang a Mozart aria, but also Harold Arlen's Come Rain or Come Shine. Which gives us an excuse to reproduce the old joke, we think Phil might appreciate: at a jazz gig, the sax player tells the band: we're gonna play Come Rain Or Come Shine. The drummer goes: which one?</p>

<p><em>Picture found on flickr from <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/mbostock/239878731/">mbostock</a>.</em><br>
</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your San Francisco Giants Are Looking For a Few Good Men.  Hopefully With Power]]></title><description><![CDATA[Remember that "Seinfeld" episode where Jerry realizes that no matter what happens, he will always <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Opposite_(Seinfeld_episode)"> break even</a>?  It's the grea...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/06/26/your_san_francisco_giants_are_looking_for_a_few_good_men_hopefully_with_power/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2432b344ad066cdcfa32f1</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category><category><![CDATA[Giants]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[publishing]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area Sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:17:38 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So then, the question becomes what is there to do about it?  The trading season is a month away-- trading deadline is July 31st-- but that hasn't stopped Giants fans from wistfully looking at other teams to see just who might look good in cream-colored home jerseys.</p>

<p>By all general consensus, reason #1 for the Giants mildness is a lack of offense, specifically a lack of power.  They are ranked twelfth in the NL in batting average, tenth in runs, and second to last in home runs.  Which means looking for a big bopper.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[DocFest:  <i>Fired!</i>]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.firedbyannabellegurwitch.com"></a> (it seemed like it took forever).]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/05/22/docfest_fired/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242c1b44ad066cdcf6ce2a</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arts+Events]]></category><category><![CDATA[celebs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Restaurants, Food & Drink]]></category><category><![CDATA[friends]]></category><category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><category><![CDATA[industry]]></category><category><![CDATA[interview]]></category><category><![CDATA[jeff adachi]]></category><category><![CDATA[jobs]]></category><category><![CDATA[labor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michigan]]></category><category><![CDATA[movie]]></category><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category><category><![CDATA[robert reich]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[SFist Wendy]]></category><category><![CDATA[TBS]]></category><category><![CDATA[Woody Allen]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2006 08:43:48 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry53019_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133329.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry53019_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133329.jpg" alt="DocFest:  <i>Fired!</i>"><p>There's no question that getting fired, canned, axed, rif'ed, or booted SUCKS.  We were back at one of our favorite SF theaters, the Roxie, for the <a href="http://www.sfindie.com/docfest06/films/?film=Fired!">SF debut</a> of <a href="http://www.firedbyannabellegurwitch.com/default.cfm">Annabelle Gurwitch</a>'s  at <a href="http://www.sfindie.com">Docfest</a> on Friday night.  It turns out that there were so many eager sympathizers, a second show had to be added.  We stood in line near Gurwitch, and <a href="http://robertreich.blogspot.com/">Robert Reich</a>, former Clinton Labor Secretary, who has a cameo in the film and whom one of our friends kindly pointed out to us, while we waited somewhat anxiously for <a href="http://www.sfgov.org/pd">San Francisco Public Defender Jeff Adachi</a> to wrap up the Q&amp;A in his recent documentary, <a href="http://www.slantedscreen.com"><i>The Slanted Screen</i></a> (it seemed like it took forever).</p>

<p>Fired! was inspired by Gurwitch’s (who you may remember her from Seinfeld and/or TBS’s <a href="http://www.tbs.com/movies/dinnerandamovie/">Dinner and a Movie</a>) experience getting laid off from a Woody Allen play.  The first half of the film was the most entertaining, watching plucky, sarcastic Gurwitch interview other Hollywood celebs about their experiences getting canned.  Anyone who’s had a job in retail or the food service industry can clearly relate.  We also loved Gurwitch’s numerous reminders that Woody canned her because she was “retarded.”  (We still find it amusing even after learning at the post-film Q&amp;A that Gurwitch’s firing scene was staged and that she was really canned by a friend of hers and member of Woody’s staff).  </p>

<p>The second half of the film, in which Gurwitch immerses herself among blue collar auto workers in Michigan, didn’t quite work for us.  It was like Gurwitch changed focus midstream, and the obvious disconnect between a celeb fired from a play and the folks in Michigan whose livelihoods depend on their jobs in the auto industry, was never quite bridged by Gurwitch’s humor or her more serious attempts to make a point regarding the current threats faced by the American workforce.</p>

<p><i>SFist Wendy, contributing.</i></p><i>Fired!</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Down Goes Barry, Down Goes Barry]]></title><description><![CDATA[It looks like Bud Selig's Barry Bonds voodoo doll is working as last night, before the Giants 2-0 victory over the Brewers, Barry was <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/basebal...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/05/04/down_goes_barry_down_goes_barry/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24336f44ad066cdcfa9234</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barry Bonds]]></category><category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brewers]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bruce Jenkins]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bud Selig]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cheese Steaks]]></category><category><![CDATA[Giants]]></category><category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Fransden]]></category><category><![CDATA[Milwaukee]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Philadelphia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Philly]]></category><category><![CDATA[running]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[video]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 11:40:23 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry52890_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133458.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry52890_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133458.jpg" alt="Down Goes Barry, Down Goes Barry"><p>It looks like Bud Selig's Barry Bonds voodoo doll is working as last night, before the Giants 2-0 victory over the Brewers, Barry was <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/baseball/mlb/san_francisco_giants/14493161.htm">bonked on the head </a>by a foul ball in batting practice.  After all, having Barry hit 715 in the Home of Bud would be the worst possible PR debacle, not to mention total karma.  The ball was hit by rookie Kevin Fransden, already making a name for himself with his bone-headed base-running blunders and propensity for being hit by pitches, who joked that he was expecting his locker to be cleared out after batting practice was over.  The whole thing was so weird and out-of-nowhere that nobody reacted or did anything until Barry went down on the ground and was treated by the Giants' trainers.  </p>

<p>Bruce Jenkins' writes that with Barry two behind the Babe, the <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2006/05/04/SPGFDIKIVK1.DTL">Curse of the Bambino</a> is rearing it's ugly head again.  Deadspin, meanwhile, goes with the obvious "Seinfeld" reference and jokes that it's further proof that Barry's got a big head.  We tried looking for the video of it, but couldn't find one.  KTVU, however, does have the entire thing in <a href="http://www.ktvu.com/slideshow/news/9157500/detail.html?qs=1;s=1;dm=ss;p=news;w=400">freeze-frame style</a>.  </p>

<p>While Milwaukee fans have been rather mellow in their Bonds hating, up next is Philadelphia, a place that makes the Lion's Den seem like a quant little tea party.  There's an actual <a href="http://www.the700level.com/2006/05/phillys_moment_.html">internet campaign</a> <a href="http://barrybondsapocalypse.blogspot.com/">brewing</a> in Philly to have fans head for the concession stands every time Barry is at bat.  We'd like to see that actually, as we all know deep down, everybody wants to see the dude hit.  Besides, having been to the stadium in Philly, we know that most of the concession stands, or at least the super-important one's (read super yummy Rick's Cheese Steaks) is so close to the field of play that people in line occasionally have to dart out of the way of home run balls.  We're not sure if heading to those concession stands would count.<br>
</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[SFist Watches: TV Tonight]]></title><description><![CDATA[The event seemingly everyone-and-their-senile-uncles was waiting for happened last night, so we can finally move on to other blips on the TV landscape.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/03/13/sfist_watches_tv_tonight/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2422f344ad066cdcf21169</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arrested Development]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[CBS]]></category><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><category><![CDATA[comments]]></category><category><![CDATA[history]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jason Alexander]]></category><category><![CDATA[Julia Louis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[Old Christine]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Television]]></category><category><![CDATA[The New Adventures]]></category><category><![CDATA[the office]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Sopranos]]></category><category><![CDATA[TV]]></category><category><![CDATA[WatchesTelevision]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Rain Jokinen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 13:45:28 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry52451_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133878.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry52451_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133878.jpg" alt="SFist Watches: TV Tonight"><p>Don't get us wrong. We totally dug "The Sopranos," but we must have suffered from some severe, Uncle Junior-level memory loss in the two years since the last season ended. We were...confused, to say the least. Anyone prepared to give us a complete history of all the characters that appeared in last night's season premiere, please, do so in the comments.</p>

<p>Two years is a long time, people. Wasn't "Seinfeld" still on back then? Maybe not, but haven't you missed Julia Louis-Dreyfus? Huh? Just us? Well, we're fans. As a matter of fact, we were big fans of her previous post-"Seinfeld" sitcom, <a href="http://www.tv.com/watching-ellie/show/5810/summary.html">"Watching Ellie,"</a> a show that was way ahead of its time, and therefore a major flop. To wit: It utilized a single-camera filming format, ala "Arrested Development," a "real-time" story structure, ala "24," and Steve Carrel as a creep, ala "The Office." Alas, no one watched it, and another entry into the "Seinfeld" curse was born.</p>

<p>So Dreyfus is back with a slightly less innovative sitcom, <a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/old_christine/">"The New Adventures of Old Christine",</a> in which she plays a single mom, who, while friendly with her ex-husband, finds her life jarred a bit when he starts a serious relationship with a younger woman, also named Christine--hence the "new" and "old" Christines. We admit we're tuning in purely based on the presence of Julia Louis-Dreyfus, because everything else about the show screams "Stale!"; laugh-track, cute, precocious child, and Comedy Jokes (our term for sitcom one-liners that are said because they're funny, and not because it's actual dialogue a character would say because <em>she's</em> funny).</p>

<p>But, we'll give it a chance, and hopefully the "Seinfeld" curse will remain on the shoulders of Jason Alexander (and let's face it, he kind of deserves it). It premieres tonight at 8:30 p.m. on CBS. Another episode airs at 9:30 p.m., which is the show's actual timeslot.</p>

<p><em>Image of Old Christine from CBS.</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Can You Hear the Drums, Gerardo?]]></title><description><![CDATA[In light of all the brouhaha over Gerardo Sandoval's now notorious <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2006/02/16/fox_news_hearts_san_francisco.php">appearance on Hannity & Colmes </a>last week, th...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/02/24/can_you_hear_the_drums_gerardo/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24339744ad066cdcfaa54f</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Balboa Cafe]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beyond Chron]]></category><category><![CDATA[cats]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chinese]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chron]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fox]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gerardo Sandoval]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jon Carroll]]></category><category><![CDATA[military]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:25:41 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry52319_thumb-thumb-640xauto-134007.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry52319_thumb-thumb-640xauto-134007.jpg" alt="Can You Hear the Drums, Gerardo?"><p>Doing some damage control, Gerardo wrote an editorial in Monday's Chron trying to explain what he meant when he said he didn't think we needed a military.  What <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/20/EDGIHHAMQB1.DTL&amp;hw=sandoval&amp;sn=012&amp;sc=184">he wanted to say </a>is that before WW II we had a bunch of citizen soldiers and we went on to win WW II.  Say what you will about his point (one could argue, for instance that a lot of lives might not have been lost if we didn't take a few years to have to build an army from scratch, or Hitler and the Japanese might not have attacked if the Allies were more prepared), but he has a thought out philosophy about it.  Still, there's a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comeback_(Seinfeld)">George and the Jerk Store </a>element to it and we wonder if Gerardo is furiously calling Fox bookers for a chance to appear again with a plate of shrimp.</p>

<p>When that didn't go over so well, he posted an <a href="http://beyondchron.org/news/index.php?itemid=2971#more">article</a> on Beyond Chron defending his decision to go on Fox news, saying he did so in an attempt to blow people's minds.  We wonder if in Sandoval's mind, he saw Bubba and Bubba Sue Six-Pack suddenly getting so blown away by what Sandoval said that they start reassessing everything they've ever thought of and immediately join ANSWER.  Anyways, Sandoval goes on not to blame himself for causing the big deal, but for the Chron for making it a big deal out of it and says that the Chron seems to have it in for him.  </p>

<p>Finally, Jon Carroll weighed in on the whole subject and <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/23/DDGU9GJ6C71.DTL&amp;hw=sandoval&amp;sn=004&amp;sc=646">came to Sandoval's defense</a>.  Caroll, who we always picture writing his columns in some Buddhist Chinese garden with his cats climbing all over him, says that he can understand what happened to Sandoval because he's been on those kind of shows before and that it's way too easy to get discombobulated by the bright lights.  </p>

<p>So please, Gerardo, stay away from the bright lights.<br>
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