SFist Photo: A Solution to the Parking Problem

Parking woes caused by all those newcomers got you down? Well, put an end to that stress and strife, you ought to live the sporting life. Just park in your front yard. What's that? There's less than six feet betwixt your place and the sidewalk? Then park sideways, as here. Of course you'll need to wait for the cars parked on the street to move out before you can bounce down the curb and be on your way. Or, you can just drive down the sidewalk until you get to a real driveway. Honk your horn a few times and the peds will gladly clear out of your way. Good times!