<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[lol - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>lol - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:18:57 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/lol/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[AT&T <s>Censors</s> Blocks 4chan]]></title><description><![CDATA[Did you try accessing 4chan's /b/ boards this weekend? And couldn't? Well, we tried. And couldn't. That's because AT&T "<a href="http://valleywag.gawker.com/5323539/att-has-managed-to-piss-off-the-wro...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/07/27/att_dares_to_toy_with_4chan/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2429aa44ad066cdcf58d65</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[4chan]]></category><category><![CDATA[at&t]]></category><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><category><![CDATA[lulz]]></category><category><![CDATA[online terrorism]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:03:09 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/07/lulzatt-thumb-640xauto-426719.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/07/lulzatt-thumb-640xauto-426719.jpg" alt="AT&T <s>Censors</s> Blocks 4chan"><p></p>

<p>Did you try accessing 4chan's /b/ boards this weekend? And couldn't? Well, we tried. And couldn't. That's because AT&amp;T "<a href="http://valleywag.gawker.com/5323539/att-has-managed-to-piss-off-the-wrong-bunch-of-web+nerds">blocked user access to portions of 4chan</a>," a move that could result in sheer chaos and certain doom for the telecommunications giant. <strong>Seriously, this could be <a href="http://encyclopediadramatica.com/AT%26T_Blocks_4chan">the single dumbest move by AT&amp;T</a>, a company noted for implementing none-too-swift ideas.</strong> <a href="http://www.4chan.org">4chan</a>, for those of you who don't know, is an image board. Sort of. It's also a place where some of the world's most evil and amusing online trolls converge. It's where people and companies are eviscerated. Also, its /b/ board, for lack of a better term, is the sphincter of the interwebs. </p>

<p>Just why AT&amp;T decided to block portions of 4chan is anyone's guess at this point; 4chan's founder, Moot, claimed that they are, in fact, censoring parts of the site, namely /b/. Again, this will not end well for AT&amp;T. As Valleywag's <a href="http://valleywag.gawker.com/5323539/att-has-managed-to-piss-off-the-wrong-bunch-of-web+nerds">Cajun Boy puts it</a>, "AT&amp;T didn't just open a can worms, they dove headfirst into a den of vipers, and this will be very interesting to watch play out." Grab your popcorn, kids. </p>

<p><strong>Update</strong>: According to <a href="http://www.centralgadget.com/att-blocking-access-to-portions-of-4chan-2336/">Central Gadget</a>, "AT&amp;T appears to have restored access network-wide to all areas of 4chan." Also, 4chan might be currently down, due to a DDOS attack, Zoinks.</p>

<p><strong>Update II</strong>: It was NOT "censorship, and not just AT&amp;T." It seems "[m[any ISPs were trying to help 4chan by blocking the DDOS attack," a very, very angry <a href="http://sfist.com/2009/07/27/att_dares_to_toy_with_4chan.php#comment-2297107">SFist commenter informs us</a>. The site, <a href="http://valleywag.gawker.com/5323843/att-we-blocked-4chan-for-criminality-not-offensiveness">Valleywag reports</a>, "was blocked for a purported hack attack against AT&amp;T." Crisis almost averted!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ALL OF THEM: West Portal Ave & Ulloa]]></title><description><![CDATA[<b>ALL OF THEM:</b> West Portal Ave & Ulloa<br><br>This one's from inside the venerable <a href=http://www.yelp.com/biz/eezy-freezy-san-francisco>Eezy Freezy Market</a> along West Portal.<br><br>They ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/10/25/all_of_them_west_portal_ave_ulloa/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242c0244ad066cdcf6bfd6</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[all of them]]></category><category><![CDATA[eezy freezy has always had that awesome caught-stealing-here wall]]></category><category><![CDATA[eezy freezy market]]></category><category><![CDATA[election]]></category><category><![CDATA[expatriots]]></category><category><![CDATA[GOP]]></category><category><![CDATA[k-car]]></category><category><![CDATA[l-car]]></category><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><category><![CDATA[lolcat]]></category><category><![CDATA[lolz]]></category><category><![CDATA[lulz]]></category><category><![CDATA[m-car]]></category><category><![CDATA[photos]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pics]]></category><category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category><category><![CDATA[pix]]></category><category><![CDATA[Republicans]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category><category><![CDATA[waaaaaaaah but west portal is so far away waaaaaaah]]></category><category><![CDATA[west portal]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist Christopher Rogers]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 09:03:12 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry189162_thumb-thumb-640xauto-36800.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry189162_thumb-thumb-640xauto-36800.jpg" alt="ALL OF THEM: West Portal Ave & Ulloa"><p><b>ALL OF THEM:</b> West Portal Ave &amp; Ulloa</p>

<blockquote> -- David Letterman after the final McCain/Obama debate via the absolutely critical at-these-times <a href="http://politicalirony.com">politicalirony.com</a>.</blockquote>

<p>This one's from inside the venerable <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/eezy-freezy-san-francisco">Eezy Freezy Market</a> along West Portal.</p>

<p>They also have a somehow inexhaustible supply of nice folks behind the counter wearing hoodies, along with stacks of British tabloids.</p>

<p>Don't forget that you're part of ALL OF THEM too! Contribute! Take a picture of a magazine stand or newspaper rack in the Bay Area (or anywhere, really) -- anything that would help hold/illustrate <a href="http://sfist.com/tags/allofthem">ALL OF THEM</a>.  Note the location, send it in to allofthemsf@gmail.com, and we'll do the rest. <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=for+great+justice">For great justice</a>.</p>

<p>And after the jump, one <a href="http://www.returnofterrytate.com/">Mr. Tate</a>'s piquant opinion on the whole ALL OF THEM debacle.</p><i>“Sarah Palin was not mentioned during the debate and did not watch the debate. I thought that was interesting. And they said, ‘Well, Sarah, why? I’m sorry, Miss Alaska -- why didn’t you watch the debate?’ And she said, ‘Well, I’m busy reading every newspaper and magazine ever published.’”</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ALL OF THEM: Market And Van Ness]]></title><description><![CDATA[<i>When asked what newspapers and magazines she reads, Sarah Palin replied, "<a href=http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/30/palins-news/>all of them</a>." All of them! And so, a meme is born.</i> -- <a h...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/10/23/all_of_them_market_and_van_ness/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24266f44ad066cdcf3e907</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[all of them]]></category><category><![CDATA[election]]></category><category><![CDATA[GOP]]></category><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><category><![CDATA[lolcat]]></category><category><![CDATA[lolz]]></category><category><![CDATA[lulz]]></category><category><![CDATA[Market Street]]></category><category><![CDATA[market street smells like pee in a lot of areas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Republicans]]></category><category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Van Ness]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist Christopher Rogers]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:33:55 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry188769_thumb-thumb-640xauto-36509.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry188769_thumb-thumb-640xauto-36509.jpg" alt="ALL OF THEM: Market And Van Ness"><p><b>ALL OF THEM:</b> Market &amp; Van Ness</p>

<p> -- <a href="http://sfist.com/staff.php#sfist_matt">mattymatt</a>, "<a href="http://sfist.com/2008/09/30/sarah_palin_engages_in_perverse_jou.php">Sarah Palin Engages in Perverse Journalistic Orgy of Excess</a>"</p>

<p>How could we forget such a violently vapid comment?</p>

<p>We can't. We <i>shan't</i>. So let's go.</p>

<p>Between here and Election Day, let's help Sarah and all the rest of us remember pre<i>cise</i>ly what <a href="http://sfist.com/tags/allofthem">All Of Them</a> means.</p>

<p>Want to help? Please do! Take a picture of a magazine stand or newspaper rack in the Bay Area (or anywhere, really) -- anything that would help hold/illustrate <a href="http://sfist.com/tags/allofthem">All Of Them</a>.  Note the location, send it in to allofthemsf@gmail.com, and we'll do the rest. <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=for+great+justice">For great justice</a>.</p>

<p>We begin <s>our musical journey</s> at a main joist of San Francisco, at Market and Van Ness, and we'll post 'em every couple days until Election Day. Can we do this? Yes we can! For sake of <a href="http://sfist.com/tags/allofthem">All Of Them</a>.</p>

<p>Thank you in advance.</p>

<p><font size="1"><i>Photo by the author.</i></font></p>

<p>The original All Of Them footage awaits you after the jump.</p><i>When asked what newspapers and magazines she reads, Sarah Palin replied, "<a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/30/palins-news/">all of them</a>." All of them! And so, a meme is born.</i>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>