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When asked what newspapers and magazines she reads, Sarah Palin replied, "all of them." All of them! And so, a meme is born.
All of them! All! All! All! Of! Them! The Modesto Bee, The Hartford Courant, The Louisville Courier-Journal, The Vassar Pioneer Times, Teen People, Tiger Beat, Paris Match, High Times, Destination Qatar -- ALL OF THEM!
All of them. We just can't stop repeating that line to ourselves. All of them! It's as nonsensical a response to the question as it would be to "can I interest you in any appetizers," or "which came first, the chicken or the egg," or "knock knock."
All of them! So, readers, we'd like to ask you: of all the Sarah Palin interviews so far, which has been your favorite? We hope you know the correct answer to that, and all, questions from now on.
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Well - which one do I like best? In what respect, Charlie?
JUST KIDDING!
I love - ALL OF THEM!
Caribou Barbie 2012
I love this so much.
We could do ALL OF THEM photomacro posts everyday 'til Election Day. I think that's what's gotta happen.
EPIC FAIL doesn't even begin to cover this.
I LOVE THIS ELECTION SO FUCKING MUCH!!!
She couldn't even come up with the New York Times?
And that fact that she couldn't even come up with the Anchorage Daily or whatever the hell the local paper is called....Juneau Examiner?
Or maybe she was just to embarrassed to say that she subscribes to Pravda!
Dude, the Courier Journal RULES, or so I hear.
@furtive_light
Oh, y'all wanna see some Pravda?
I think I would be dissing all my bitches if I didn't just state for the fact that this stupid, backwoods, hick-ass retard is dumber than the figurative AND literal box of rocks.
Thanks for showing up with the requisite Republitits and 1984 Youtube bikini vids to get all the elderly men to "get out the vote."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPq5cQrdfU&feature=related
Just what the country needed, Pat Buchanan's elderly limp dick talking about the wonders of a MILF for VP because she's EXCITING.
Thanks but the entire economy melting down, people losing houses and jobs and the credit markets freezing is EXCITING enough. We don't need some bimbo from the backwoods of Alaska to help anyone right now.
JUST
FUCKING
BRILLIANT
!!!
which kid is pregnant? ALL OF THEM!
We should be careful, because Snowbilly Sarah is smarter than we think. She's not trying to appeal to YOU! She knows you think she's a left over beauty queen with vaseline all over her teeth. Her whole Peggy Hill schtick is meant to appeal to THEM - other square staters who really can say "all of them" when referring to their news sources - mainly Fox "News" and a couple right wing/fundie blogs. The rest of the media is merely lib'rahl elite media propaganda. She can say whatever she wants because she knows that at least 50 percent of this country's population is more retarded than her youngest child.
What Alaska needs is Anchorageist! What's the deal, Brock? Why neglect Amurrica's final frontier in this lib'rahl elite media way? Hah?!
i think yawl r countin ur chickens before ur eggs hatch.. with the debate tomoro -- the airwaves are gonna be rather abundant with them i would suspect.
which airwaves? ALL Of them.
katie couric's face @ :35-:36 = priceless
next to Palin, even this lady katie, whom most seem to think wasn't ready for primetime, looks like a extraordinarily attractive alternative to this (w)hack job. I've seen stay-at-home moms in their first cabin-fever-my-life-is-slipping-away panic induced PR job handle themselves with more aplomb.
I mean no hyperbole:
This is a question I ask potential interns. If one had answered like this, I would not hire her.
I WOULD NOT HIRE OUR POTENTIAL VP FOR AN INTERNSHIP!
Doom doom doom doom doom doom
She's, like, way more informed than I am.
I don't read all of them.
I agree wholeheartedly with TAYM. As I've said before, I'm from flyover country and the inbred hicks love to vote for other inbred hicks. It makes them feel less insecure about their ignorance.
@robinsf:
I think I would be dissing all my bitches if I didn't just state for the fact that this stupid, backwoods, hick-ass retard is dumber than the figurative AND literal box of rocks.
YEAH, just like 51% of voters. SCARY.
I hope I'm wrong, but I haven't been so far.
And this is a person with a Journalism degree.
Can we have a round up of bars showing the VP debate? This one I definitely need to watch with a drink in hand.
She must read the San Francisco Examiner.
Maybe there's a magazine called "All of Them." Boy, we'd all have egg on our faces then!
@three
you're right.. her eye movements and body language seems ...so...
i dunno even know what to say
But she can see a newsstand from her window!
It gets scarier: The Daily Kos website has a picture of Sarah Palin at her desk in her mayor days. The magazine in front of her is the John Birch Society magazine.
But does she read this?
Aw, this gives a bad name to journalists nationwide ... if they can't even name their own paper.
hahah.. she just said her punch line backwards..
"its a toxic mess on main street that has affected wall street."
oh well.. Biden is bumbling here n there too. swapping names, stuttering.
i need a shot of fernet
All of them!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pornographic_magazines
Sorry, but it was lacking in delivery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk
Now, if she'd told us properly we'd all believe her and be in awe of her well-informed nature.
Frankly, if she's reading the Economist, Foreign Policy, the New York Times, and the Washington Post she really doesn't need to read much else. Most of the major American news magazines aren't really worth reading and most local newspapers are little more than outlets to run wire service clips and local filler.
EPIC FAIL indeed.
She probably scans The Onion bylines for her daily reality check.
Herbert Kornfeld is not amused.