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Park Chalet to Host What Will Be a Depressing Cougar Singles Bash

Brock Keeling — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:32:11 GMT

Park Chalet -- which, it seems, provides the average hungry eater or thirsty drunk an "unmatched indoor/outdoor atmosphere" -- is hosting a singles event. For cougars. You know, women of-a-certain age? Ladies 35 or older who get damp over boyish jailbait? They're having some sort of mass gathering later this month. Sort of like a cast party for Dateline: to Catch a Predator, only socially acceptable. Check it:

FIRST-EVER SINGLE COUGARS PARTY Thursday, June 12, 7-9pm -- all ages [What?!?-- SFist]
As seen on KRON4 TV News.
We're excited about the Bay Area's first-ever Single Cougars Party! Based on Cougar, by Valerie Gibson. Cougars are older women dating younger men. Guys, here's your chance to break the taboo of meeting and dating older women!

$10 at the door includes a Mixer Game, that makes it EASY to meet people; accompanied by complimentary appetizers for those who arrive on time, plus live music. Thursday, June 12, 2008, 7pm. Adults of all ages welcome. Dress to impress!

No Pants 2k8: the Frivolity, the Ass Shots, the Video [NSFW]

Brock Keeling — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:46:10 GMT

Just prior to last week's No Pants Subway Ride (AKA: No Pants 2k8), a few improv-appreciating activists went on a mooning spree of the blue kind. The nerve!

But don't take our word for it, check out all of the shocking naked-butt action, above. And in front of the Irish Bank, no less! (Brilliantly brought to you by Viddyou's nahduhlee's.)

To check out some photos of the naked BART riders, do visit No Pants 2k8's Flickr page. Laughing Squid also has some choice shots.

But When is Spinster Appreciation Day?

Matt Baume — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:07:48 GMT

Anyway, next Sunday (the 13th) will see a bunch of museums and attractions offering free admission for kids who can prove that they live in SF. Some are pretty cool (the Musee Mechanique, Coit Tower, Tree Frog Treks, AT&T Park) while others sound like the kind of places that children might not be jumping up and down with excitement to visit (Legion of Honor, Museum of Craft and Folk Art, Wells Fargo History Museum.) Muni will be facilitating this amazing experience by offering free rides for children from 10am to 4pm. That should be entertaining.

But unlike Muni, BART will not be offering free for children. Also, they want you to keep off their lawn and turn down that rock and roll music.

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