<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[bizarre - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>bizarre - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 15:20:23 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/bizarre/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Heir to Hills Bros. Coffee Fortune ID'd as Owner of Tesla Parked In Alta Plaza, Arrested In Bizarre East Bay Incident]]></title><description><![CDATA[We're now getting some clues about that Tesla that was found parked in the middle of a walkway in Alta Plaza Park last week, and it appears linked to a local resident from a prominent family who may be in the midst of a mental health crisis.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2025/06/16/pac-heights-resident-and-heir-to-hills-bros-coffee-fortune-idd-as-owner-of-tesla-parked-in-alta-plaza-arrested-in-bizarre-east-bay-incident/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6850968e8eb7fe124a8ae2fe</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[bizarre]]></category><category><![CDATA[bizarre crime]]></category><category><![CDATA[pacific heights]]></category><category><![CDATA[tesla]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay Barmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2025 22:42:31 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/2025/06/tesla-parked-alta-plaza-1.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/2025/06/tesla-parked-alta-plaza-1.jpg" alt="Heir to Hills Bros. Coffee Fortune ID'd as Owner of Tesla Parked In Alta Plaza, Arrested In Bizarre East Bay Incident"><p>We're now getting some clues about that Tesla that was found parked in the middle of a walkway in Alta Plaza Park last week, and it appears linked to a local resident from a prominent family who may be in the midst of a mental health crisis.</p><p>Austin Hills, 45, is the great-grandson of one of the founders of Hills Bros. Coffee, the San Francisco coffee company that became a national brand and is now owned by Massimo Zanetti Beverage, which also owns the Chock Full O' Nuts brand. (A vintage Hill Bros. neon sign can still be seen on the company's former building along the Embarcadero.)</p><p>Hills <a href="https://sfist.com/2022/08/11/we-now-have-a-da-race-as-vocal-brooke-jenkins-critic-john-hamasaki-is-running-against-brooke-jenkins/">put in a bid</a> to become district attorney in 2022, despite not having legal experience, and that was abandoned, but as the <a href="https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/austin-hills-arrest-charges-tesla-20379809.php">Chronicle notes</a>, he also seems to have toyed with a mayoral race last year as well. And in the last 15 years, he's had 11 criminal cases filed against him, including one from last summer that was referred to mental-health diversion.</p><p>Friends tell the Chronicle that Hills suffers from bipolar disorder, and when he's off his medication he can be prone to manic episodes, some of which have involved reckless driving incidents. His father, socialite Austin E. Hills, has said in court papers that his son has spent more of his adult life unemployed than employed.</p><p>One bizarre incident last week landed him in jail in the East Bay, and it occurred early on the morning of July 12 — the same morning that <a href="https://sfist.com/2025/06/12/a-probably-drunk-tesla-driver-parked-their-car-in-the-middle-of-alta-plaza/">a blue Tesla Model S was randomly parked</a> in the middle of Alta Plaza Park, across the street from Hills's Pac Heights home. Per the Chronicle, the car has since been identified as being registered to a trust belonging to Hills.</p><p>Hills was allegedly driving a different vehicle, a Land Rover, when he allegedly began tailgating and trying to rear-end a different blue Tesla outside the Tesla factory in Fremont Thursday morning. According to Fremont police, a security guard working at the Tesla plant was on his break around 3:15 am Thursday when a driver, identified as Hills, began tailgating him.</p><p>Per the Chronicle and the police report, Hills allegedly turned his headlights off and began trying to ram the Tesla at high speeds. Hills reportedly chased the security guard into the Tesla warehouse parking lot on Page Avenue, and then allegedly rammed an occupied Kia Forte on Page Avenue three times before fleeing the scene.</p><p>Fremont police say they spotted Hills's Land Rover on Kato Road and began a pursuit, which continued onto I-680. They say they lost the vehicle after Hills turned his headlights off and began "driving erratically at a high rate of speed."</p><p>Hills was later located and arrested at his home in Napa several hours later, at 7:20 am. More bizarrely, police say they found cellphones, laptops, a metal pressure cooker, a gas mask, a drone, shell casings, gas cans, and alcohol in the Land Rover at the time of Hills's arrest.</p><p>He was scheduled to be arraigned today and spent the weekend in Santa Rita Jail.</p><p>Police say that when they questioned Hills, he claimed not to recall having collided with the Kia, but admitted to being the driver of the Land Rover. He reportedly said that the Tesla security guard had been driving erratically and had "blocked" him. Police also said he appeared to show no remorse for any of his actions.</p><p><strong>Previously: </strong><a href="https://sfist.com/2025/06/12/a-probably-drunk-tesla-driver-parked-their-car-in-the-middle-of-alta-plaza/">A (Probably Drunk) Tesla Driver Parked Their Car In the Middle of Alta Plaza Park</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man Throws Spear At Moving Vehicle, Poses For Primitive Mugshot]]></title><description><![CDATA[56-Year-Old Jeffrey Jones (pictured) of Sacramento was arrested earlier this week after he tried to hunt a moving vehicle with a spear. Judging by his Encino Man mugshot, the suspect may have mistaken...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2013/06/20/man_throws_spear_mugshot/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24311e44ad066cdcf96337</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[beards]]></category><category><![CDATA[bizarre]]></category><category><![CDATA[mugshots]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sacramento]]></category><category><![CDATA[spears]]></category><category><![CDATA[weird crime]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Dalton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 13:55:31 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2013/06/Jeffrey-Allen-Jones365-thumb-640xauto-796217.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2013/06/Jeffrey-Allen-Jones365-thumb-640xauto-796217.jpg" alt="Man Throws Spear At Moving Vehicle, Poses For Primitive Mugshot"><p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;">  </span>56-Year-Old Jeffrey Jones (pictured) of Sacramento was arrested earlier this week after he tried to hunt a moving vehicle with a spear. Judging by his Encino Man mugshot, the suspect may have mistaken the car for a buffalo.</p>

<p>Sacramento Police arrested Jones around 7:30 p.m. after he was spotted standing in the middle of the road near the intersection of <a href="http://goo.gl/maps/g4PFa">Auburn Boulevard and Annadale Lane</a> on the northwest side of the city. Jones' hunting grounds were across the street from 83 acres of wilderness in <a href="http://www.cityofsacramento.org/parksandrecreation/parks/sites/delpaso_photo.htm">Del Paso Park</a> and just a few hundred yards from Interstate-80, which we've heard is a fertile car hunting ground.</p>

<p>Jones didn't manage to bring down the internal combustion beast with his spear, but he did wound it pretty badly: the spear got stuck in a front fender. Jones was booked for suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, and we're still not sure if this is actually the plot of a GEICO commercial.</p>

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<p>Sure to rival the public memorials of <a href="http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/435Evita.png">Evita</a>, that <a href="http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/news/slideshow/diana/img_19.jpg">woman</a> who made Queen Elizabeth II's life a living hell, and <a href="http://www.morethings.com/god_and_country/jesus/jesus-christ-crucifixion-560.jpg">Jesus H. Christ</a>, Michael Jackson's viewing will be, if reports stand correct, splendiferous. To say least. </p>

<p>According to <i><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196626/Michael-Jacksons-body-fairytale-public-viewing-Neverland-Ranch-funeral-Sunday.html">The Daily Mail</a></i>, "the singer's body will be transported to his funeral in a white carriage led by two horses, instead of the traditional black vehicle, it is understood." His corpse will then "be placed on show in a glass coffin at Neverland, to give fans a chance to say their personal farewells."  What's more, Jackson's coach and coffin will fit with his lifelong obsession with <i>Peter Pan</i> / alleged pedophilic leanings.  </p>

<p>Plans are in the works to have the coffin taken to the famed ranch either on Thursday or Friday, "displayed either before or after a private funeral on Sunday."</p>

<p>Rad.</p>

<p>For those of you who want to attend this spectacle, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196626/Michael-Jacksons-body-fairytale-public-viewing-Neverland-Ranch-funeral-Sunday.html">here's a map</a> telling you how to get from San Francisco to Neverland Ranch in Los Olivos, CA. </p>

<p>Oh, and in case you feel that this memorial isn't invasion enough, be sure to read Michael Jackson's will after the jump.</p>

<p><strong>UPDATE</strong>: Michael Jackson's public viewing <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/01/jackson.wrap/index.html">won't happen at Neverland</a>. Boo. Hiss. "Plans are under way regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly," said someone named Ken Sunshine. We'' update you with those plans when they arise. But we still insist you driving down to Neverland to beat on your chest, pull your hair out, and scream, "No! God! Why!?! AURhudnfgakug!!!E@"</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>