<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[afghanistan - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>afghanistan - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 06:23:14 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/afghanistan/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Afghan Family Settling In Hayward Tells Harrowing Tale of Escape and Resettlement]]></title><description><![CDATA[After months on military bases, families airlifted from Afghanistan are finally being settled into new homes across the country. One such family in Hayward tells their story.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2021/11/03/afghan-family-settling-in-hayward-tells-harrowing-tale-of-escape-and-resettlement/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">618324ec2f65c103217bd2f8</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[afghanistan]]></category><category><![CDATA[hayward]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joe Kukura]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2021 00:30:25 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/2021/11/GettyImages-1283748374.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/2021/11/GettyImages-1283748374.jpg" alt="Afghan Family Settling In Hayward Tells Harrowing Tale of Escape and Resettlement"><p>After months on military bases, families airlifted from Afghanistan are finally being settled into new homes across the country. One such family in Hayward tells their story.</p><p>It’s well known that Northern California has a <a href="https://edsource.org/2021/california-schools-prepare-for-thousands-of-aghan-refugee-students/661096">disproportionately large Afghan population</a>, with the <a href="https://sfist.com/2021/09/21/norcal-schools-preparing-to-take-on-influx-of-afghan-refugee-students/">East Bay a preferred destination</a> for many families and refugees that had to leave that nation. The U.S withdrawal from Afghanistan, and subsequent takeover by the Taliban, sent droves more such families into existing Afghan enclaves here in America. One of these is in Hayward, where <a href="https://www.ktvu.com/news/afghan-family-who-fled-talibans-hail-of-bullets-looks-to-rebuild-lives-in-hayward">KTVU spoke to a resettled Afghan family</a> about what they went through, and the new life they’re beginning.</p><p>These aren’t families in the nuclear family sense, they’re more collections of ‘whoever could make the flights.’ As such, these families are now same-house combinations of cousins, uncles, nieces and nephews, many still possessing only what they could drag out of Afghanistan in their two hands.</p><p>"We have only these clothes," refugee Sarah Fazili told KTVU. </p><p>Fazili and her group of relatives bailed from their home under Taliban gunfire, leaving behind a wealth of possessions, and their lives. They were, however, fortunate enough to make a flight.</p><p>But their encounter entailed, as KTVU puts it, “sleeping on the road at the Kabul airport for three days until a plane could airlift them out; and spending nearly two months at the Fort Bliss, Texas, military base where they said scorpions crawled on them as they tried to sleep uncomfortably on cots.”</p><p>They weren’t just crawled upon by scorpions, they apparently also ate the exact same meal of some meatball dish with soggy bread for 40 days in a row. The refugees did at least have volleyball courts for recreation, and most importantly, wi-fi access and smartphone chargers to communicate with loved ones and the outside world.</p><p>The family is now in a free one-month house rental provided by Airbnb in Hayward. They and a few dozen other families are getting help from the Afghan Coalition in Fremont, which helps with green cards, finding work, and acquiring U.S. citizenship. None of these are easy to get, but the refugees live with less general anxiety because, as another Afghan woman tells KTVU, they’re not "constantly hearing bombs and shooting.”</p><p><strong>Related: </strong><a href="https://sfist.com/2021/08/16/bay-area-afghan-community-devastated-taliban-kabul/">Bay Area Afghan Community Devastated By Taliban Takeover [SFist]</a><br></p><p><em>Image: Getty Images</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[NorCal Schools Preparing to Take On Influx of Afghan Refugee Students]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nearly half of Afghan refugees end up in northern California, and here in the Bay Area, Fremont Unified is preparing for what could be thousands of new refugee students. ]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2021/09/21/norcal-schools-preparing-to-take-on-influx-of-afghan-refugee-students/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">614a725917f43f745a8f5099</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[afghanistan]]></category><category><![CDATA[refugees]]></category><category><![CDATA[fremont]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joe Kukura]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2021 00:18:31 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/2021/09/237213047_10158411050333601_7345371795559455075_n.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/2021/09/237213047_10158411050333601_7345371795559455075_n.jpg" alt="NorCal Schools Preparing to Take On Influx of Afghan Refugee Students"><p>Nearly half of Afghan refugees end up in northern California, and here in the Bay Area, Fremont Unified is preparing for what could be thousands of new refugee students. </p><p>The nation seems to have moved on from <a href="https://sfist.com/2021/08/16/bay-area-afghan-community-devastated-taliban-kabul/">the evacuation of Afghanistan</a>, now that the <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/20/politics/border-patrol-haitian-immigrants-viral-video/index.html">Haitian refugee situation</a> and the <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/21/us/gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-update-tuesday/index.html">Gabby Petito obsession</a> have buried that story from the headlines. But there’s still the very real situation of housing and situating these <a href="https://www.axios.com/afghan-refugees-each-state-data-bea47ca4-0212-4a41-98bd-a2ea9f15a5bc.html">estimated 37,000 Afghan refugees</a>, and California will take more than any other state.</p><div align="center" style="width:100%; max-width:100%"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">California <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/schools?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#schools</a> are preparing for thousands of Afghan refugee students, of which many are coming to the Sacramento area. <a href="https://t.co/bUzZqHSUtp">https://t.co/bUzZqHSUtp</a> h/t <a href="https://twitter.com/dianalambert?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@dianalambert</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/EdSource?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@EdSource</a> <a href="https://t.co/pwgQtbqUfa">pic.twitter.com/pwgQtbqUfa</a></p>&mdash; California State Association of Counties® (@CSAC_Counties) <a href="https://twitter.com/CSAC_Counties/status/1440001573992779782?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>And here’s a surprise fact — “Over 40% of the nation’s Afghan refugees have resettled in the Sacramento region in recent years,” according to an <a href="https://edsource.org/2021/california-schools-prepare-for-thousands-of-aghan-refugee-students/661096">Edsource report</a> that was <a href="https://www.kqed.org/news/11889134/california-schools-prepare-for-thousands-of-afghan-refugee-students">picked up by KQED</a>. The Bay Area is carrying its share too, as Fremont also has one the state’s largest Afgan populations. And in all likelihood, Fremont will take a disproportionate percentage of these refugee families, as will their school system.</p><p>“We will welcome them with open arms,” Fremont Unified School District director of federal and state programs Christie Rocha told Edsource. “If they have any social-emotional, housing or basic necessity needs, we will connect them to the right resources.”</p><p>That district is not sure how many refugees will choose the Fremont community, but it figures to be substantial, as refugees tend to move to where they already have family and friends. Because of this, the district is adding additional language classes, translators, and social workers with specialties in helping refugee families adjust to new communities.</p><p>As of now, more than 5,000 refugees have been approved to move to California (Texas is second, at 4,500, and ten other states will take more than 1,000). If current patterns hold up, Sacramento, Fremont, and Los Angeles will take in most of these families. But when the resettlement dust settles, the Bay Area will more than do its part to welcome Afghan refugees, particularly the city of Fremont.</p><p><strong>Related:</strong> <a href="https://sfist.com/2021/08/16/marin-based-founder-of-agriculture-nonprofit-says-the-lives-of-her-360-afghan-employees-are-at-risk/">Marin-Based Founder of Agriculture Nonprofit Says the Lives of Her 360 Afghan Employees Are at Risk [SFist]</a></p><p><br><em>Image: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/SanJuanUnified/photos/10158411050323601">San Juan Unified School District</a></em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Marin-Based Founder of Agriculture Nonprofit Says the Lives of Her 360 Afghan Employees Are at Risk]]></title><description><![CDATA[Heidi Kuhn, the co-founder of the Bay Area-founded, international nonprofit Roots of Peace, is pleading with President Biden and speaking out to the media in the hopes of evacuating 360 Afghan employees whose lives she believes are at risk.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2021/08/16/marin-based-founder-of-agriculture-nonprofit-says-the-lives-of-her-360-afghan-employees-are-at-risk/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">611a98a9145b360467ab71fe</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[afghanistan]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay Barmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2021 17:25:09 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/2021/08/roots-of-peace-afghanistan.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/2021/08/roots-of-peace-afghanistan.jpg" alt="Marin-Based Founder of Agriculture Nonprofit Says the Lives of Her 360 Afghan Employees Are at Risk"><p>Heidi Kuhn, the co-founder of the Bay Area-founded, international nonprofit <a href="https://rootsofpeace.org/">Roots of Peace</a>, is pleading with President Biden and speaking out to the media in the hopes of evacuating 360 Afghan employees whose lives she believes are at risk.</p><p>The Taliban's siege of Afghanistan in recent weeks has been swift, and details of potential brutality and civilian casualties that have occurred remain few. For the many thousands of Afghans who aided U.S. forces and/or took part in fighting against the Taliban, the fear of reprisal killings is high — and many of these people were among the throngs creating chaos on Sunday and Monday at Hamid Karzai International Airport in Kabul.</p><p>There is also significant uncertainty for every Afghan who has led a secular life, taken part in new new aspects of the country's economy while U.S. forces maintained control, and for the many women who have taken jobs and assumed leadership roles in government. The first ever female mayor of an Afghan city, 27-year-old Zarifa Ghafari, who was appointed mayor of Maidan Shahr, the capital city of Wardak province, in 2018, <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/afghanistan-female-mayor-waiting-taliban-kill-me-no-help-coming-1619776">said Sunday</a> that she was just sitting with her family waiting for Taliban soldiers to come kill her.</p><p>Now <a href="https://abc7news.com/afghanistan-kabul-roots-of-peace-san-rafael-nonprofit/10953325/">ABC 7 reports</a> that Kuhn and her organization Roots of Peace have 360 employees they are trying to get out of the country safely. "Their lives are at risk," Kuhn said on Sunday. She said she had fielded hundreds of emails from them, and she felt they were at "double risk" because they both worked for an American nonprofit, and because it was run by a women.</p><p>Roots of Peace, founded in 1997, has for two decades worked to remove landmines and transform lands in the country for agricultural use. On the organization's <a href="https://rootsofpeace.org/">website</a>, it says it has helped export $350 million in fruits, nuts, and spices for sale in international markets, helping support over one million farmers across seven countries, including Afghanistan.</p><p>Kuhn has written a plea directly to President Joe Biden, which she shared with ABC 7. </p><p>"I am writing with the greatest sense of urgency to implore you to act decisively and not abandon my 360 Afghan employees, who for the past 20 years have faithfully implemented our U.S. based nonprofit development programs in all 34 provinces of Afghanistan, at great personal risk," she writes. "This letter is most critical in saving the lives of my loyal Afghan staff."</p><p>She says that staff members have said they fear beheadings, and she says she has received reports of women being raped by Taliban soldiers across the Afghan countryside. Kuhn said that a female doctor in Kabul gave her an unconfirmed report that teenage girls were being assaulted and branded in provinces around the country. "These are young girls — 14, 15, 16 — branded," she said.</p><p>The workers employed by Roots of Peace are just 360 out of the hundreds of thousands of Afghans now fearing for their lives and futures under possible Sharia law. </p><p>"As a mother and grandmother, I will do everything I can to protect my Afghan family," Kuhn tells ABC 7.</p><p>Kuhn says that her organization will continue to work on the ground in Kabul to distribute tents, blankets, rice, and other food. If you want to donate, <a href="https://rootsofpeace.org/donate-today">you can do so here</a>.</p><p><em>Photo courtesy of Roots of Peace</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Berkeley Rep Presents Unprecedented Three-Part Epic Play Cycle on Afghanistan]]></title><description><![CDATA[Starting tomorrow, Berkeley Rep is presenting the ambitious, unprecedented collective work called <em><a href="http://www.berkeleyrep.org/season/1011/4599.asp">The Great Game: Afghanistan</a></em>. Or...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2010/10/21/berkeley_rep_presents_unprecedented/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24274f44ad066cdcf45905</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[afghanistan]]></category><category><![CDATA[berkeley repertory theater]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay Barmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 16:30:52 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/10/great-game-afghanistan-thumb-640xauto-563173.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2010/10/great-game-afghanistan-thumb-640xauto-563173.jpg" alt="Berkeley Rep Presents Unprecedented Three-Part Epic Play Cycle on Afghanistan"><p>Starting tomorrow, Berkeley Rep is presenting the ambitious, unprecedented collective work called <em><a href="http://www.berkeleyrep.org/season/1011/4599.asp">The Great Game: Afghanistan</a></em>. Originally premiered in London, the cycle is presented in three parts, comprising a total of 12 short plays, and covering the period of Afghanistan's history from 1842, during the first Anglo-Afghan war, and coming up to the present day. The entire cast is British, and the plays were written by some of the country's top playwrights including Richard Bean, David Edgar, Amit Gupta, and Joy Wilkinson.</p>

<p>On Saturdays and Sundays starting this weekend, all three parts will be presented consecutively, for a full day marathon of EXTREME theater.  But you don't have to see all three parts in order for each to make sense. Individual parts can be seen on weeknights through November 7. <a href="http://tickets.berkeleyrep.org/Default.aspx?sStatus=new">See the full schedule here</a>.</p>

<p>Part 1 is called "Invasions &amp; Independence (1842-1929)"; Part 2: "Communism, the Mujahideen and the Taliban (1980-1996)"; Part 3: "Enduring Freedom (1996-2009)". </p>

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The <a href="http://www.pogo.org/pogo-files/letters/contract-oversight/co-gp-20090901.html">Project on Government Oversight</a> sent <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/09/animal-house-afghanistan">Mother Jones</a> and <a href="http://gawker.com/5350465/our-embassy-in-afghanistan-is-guarded-by-sexually-confused-frat-boys/">Gawker</a> some delightful snapshots of a festive party hosted at Camp Sullivan, the home to the ArmorGroup guards folk who protect and serve nearby US embassy compound in Kabul.</p>

<p>See, it seems the State Department security contractors over there like to party. A lot. Some of their celebratory hijinks include: drinking vodka skimmed off of another man's sphincter, anal sex simulation, dressing like women, and other homoerotic behavior you can find on any given night at the <a href="https://sfist.com/2009/09/04/afghanistan_embassy_or_folsom_stree/www.powerhouse-sf.com">Powerhouse</a>. </p>

<p>Above are some shots from the action. Or are they photos from the last Folsom Street and Dore Alley fairs? See if you can tell the difference. (<strong>Warning</strong>: some of the following pics are <strong>NSFW</strong>, just plain icky.)</p>

<p>Oh, and go to <a href="http://gawker.com/5352875/homoerotic-frat+boy-contractors-in-afghanistan-get-fired">Gawker</a> to find out what happened to the security contractors after these images were published.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[East Bay Afghan Community Riveted to Election in Afghanistan]]></title><description><![CDATA[The East Bay is home to over 40,000 Afghan-Americans, and the big news back home in Afghanistan over the past two days has been the country's second national election since the end of Taliban rule in ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/08/21/east_bay_afghan_community_riveted_t/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242aed44ad066cdcf633a0</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[afghanistan]]></category><category><![CDATA[cal_state_East_bay]]></category><category><![CDATA[east_bay]]></category><category><![CDATA[elections]]></category><category><![CDATA[kqed]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay Barmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:04:17 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The East Bay is home to over 40,000 Afghan-Americans, and the big news back home in Afghanistan over the past two days has been the country's second national election since the end of Taliban rule in 2001.  <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090820/ap_on_re_as/as_afghanistan">A lower turnout was reported</a> than in the last election, largely due to threats of Taliban attacks on polling station and general apathy about the political situation in the country. </p>

<p>But incumbent President Harmid Karzai is still favored to win -- though there may be a runoff if one of the other 36 official candidates pulls too many votes.  KQED brings us the story below, featuring an interview with Farid Younos, an Afghan-American professor at <a href="http://www20.csueastbay.edu/">Cal State East Bay</a>, who doesn't sound like he's too fond of any of the candidates but remains hopeful that his home country can someday soon become less of a mess.</p>

<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/22/world/asia/22afghan.html?hp">Looks like there'll be a runoff</a>.</p>

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<p>Origin: The allusion is to gunpowder which soldiers had to keep dry in order to be ready to fight when required.</p>

<p>OK, it has been <a href="http://blogs.nfl.com/2008/10/26/49ers-interested-in-condoleezza-rice/">reported by the NFL Network</a> that the 49ers may offer a position to Secretary Of State <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoleezza_Rice"><b>Condoleezza Rice</b></a></p>

<blockquote>One high-ranking 49ers official said last week, “If she’s interested in talking to us, I’m interested in talking to her.” Rice has told friends as recently as last week she would love to become president of an NFL team.</blockquote>

<p>Should this rumor develop into an actual possibility, you'd best be that we'll unleash a fusillade of withering criticism at the current all-measurable-results-are-failure <b>York</b> family 49er ownership for offering a job to an all-measurable-results-are-failure war criminal. For the Yorks to make such an insane business move... the thought almost defeats all irony. This simply can't be.</p>

<p>Or, perhaps it'd be a perfect match: at best, Ms. Rice is inept, allowing herself to be blinded by her own preconceptions, and in following her preconceptions, she has horribly injured the United States Of America. At worst, she's a liar, who ineptly attempted to craft reality to her own preconceptions and failed, horribly injuring the United States Of America.</p>

<p>Either way -- her record of stubbornness in the face of facts, obfuscation, avoidance of consensus, lack of care for the people she was tasked to represent, and overall results of abject failure make her a perfect candidate for these York-owned 49ers based on all of the post-<b>Mooch</b> decisions that <b>Dr. York</b> has made.</p>

<p>Pa<i>thet</i>ic.</p>

<p>Not to mention the fact that <a href="http://blogs.nfl.com/2008/10/26/49ers-interested-in-condoleezza-rice/">she's <i>a Broncos fan</i></a>!</p>

<p>Let this only be a rumor. Please.</p>

<p>The 49ers should be retiring <b>Jerry Rice</b>'s jersey, not offering the specific personage of failure that is Condoleezza Rice any sort of of job in any capacity ever. <i>Ever</i>.</p>

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