It was only a matter of time before conspiracy gibberish surrounding Osama bin Laden's death sprang forth. Enter Cindy Sheehan. Today, the American anti-war activist angrily denied reports of the the Al-Qaeda leader's death. Via Facebook page, Sheehan fumes:

I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you're stupid. Just think to yourself--they paraded Saddam's dead sons around to prove they were dead--why do you suppose they hastily buried this version of OBL at sea? This lying, murderous Empire can only exist with your brainwashed consent--just put your flags away and THINK!

She also notes:

It's also easier just to swallow the lies of the Empire like Monica Lewinsky swallowed Clinton's sperm. It works for me.

Huh.

Sheehan's son, U.S. Army Specialist Casey Sheehan was killed in the Iraq War. In response, she created a campsite outside President George W. Bush's Texas ranch to protest the war and Bush Administration. In 2008, she ran a failed campaign against Nancy Pelosi for U.S. Congress.