Welcome to another skull-shatteringly electrifying installment of Day Around the Bay guest blogging. Launching things off is none other than Marke Bieschke (also known as Marke B., Superego), Senior Editor at SF Bay Guardian. If you don't read him on a regular basis, you have much to learn, you fool.

Take it away, sir.

  • Bonafide wild parrot emergency! Bonafide wild parrot emergency! [CBS 5]
  • Would you like to play a game? Pics from this weekend’s Maker Faire DIY bonanza [Hackaday]
  • Schadenfreude, with hot dogs: A’s fan revels in Bridge Series sweep by listening to Giants fans weep. [East Bay Express]
  • Forage Oakland relaunches - but will they find maguey in Temescal? [Forage Oakland]
  • State Dems unveil their plans to staunch stinky budget wounds [Calitics]
  • Bigger, newer, Milkier - new Harvey Milk plaque unveiled, lots more head [Michael Petrelis]
  • Who, oh who, is representing the Bay Area at the 2010 National Beard and Mustache Championships? [SFBG]
  • How to be a stellar restaurant regular [Bay Area Food]
  • The Czech’s in the male: Local porn luminaries interviewed about gay "twincest"; phenom. Warning SFW. [Salon]