Can't find a decent candidate for California governor? Well, look no more. Prince Frederic von Anhalt, famous for being Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, plans on being your next governor.

According to Wikipedia, Von Anhalt is "an american, German-born socialite" who at the age of 37 "became the adopted son of Princess Marie-Auguste of Anhalt in a business transaction put together by Hans Hermann Weyer, a former consul of Bolivia."

What's more, his savvy internet know-how is right up there with Meg Whitman. Just look at his official candidacy site and you'll be convinced.

Part of his "important and extraordinary plan," if elected, is to promote California's products. "We have the best avocados, oranges, wine, weather, beaches and marijuana," he boasts.

if elected, von Anhalt will create a sin tax for pot, open boarders with Mexico, adjust DMV fees, tax oil companies, promote alternative energies, overturn Prop 8, and most importantly, lift the ban on Cuban cigars.

SFist readers, we give you Prince Frederic von Anhalt, the next governor of California.