Cheeky "BBC correspondents" Edvan Cinque Terra and Darvid Tokishi take the piss out of Mission hipsterdom, "a culture where apathy is considered sexually attractive" (hm, sounds pretty British to us, too) in the above video. Dolores Park, t-shirts adorned with "important political discourse," and the defeat of the American Apparel store by people in tight clothing are all covered in the report.
[Via Laughing Squid]



"In a surprise to botanists worldwide, the very clover that covers Dolores Park has itself become infected with herpes." HA!
Not bad at all. (Although I think that Torkishi got the lion's share of the best lines)
You'd think "BBC Correspondents" could actually hold to a narrative instead of just random quips about hipsterdom that sound... very hipsterish.
A few good lines, but it's no "Hipster Olympics," that's for sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM
That was fucking retarded.
What a skinny little wanker that dude in the blue jacket is....
That was lame. And, I really hope, fake.
Somebody might be taking themselves a little too seriously.
Hilarious.
Haha. WTF are they holding? It kinda looks like the bottom of an umbrella or a tube sock with a string (they already have mics on their collars). Funny though.