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So, yeah, everything and anything is being dominated by Michael Jackson's memorial today. Face it. And, after wading through all of the internet denziens getting choked by Colgate Total and Latisse spokeswoman Brooke Shields' eulogy, we came across this.
@bethspotswood did Brooke Shields just out Michael Jackson?
We wondered the exact same thing.
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Whoa! Next you're going to go claiming that Clay Aiken is gay.
For the only marginally interested (or those keeping ironic distance) can someone post what she said? thank you MJ fans!
she did look all broken up. :-(
Yeah. what did she say?
I was listening and didn't notice anything telling. The "beardiest" thing she said was "I was there whenever Michael needed a date." That's not really damning evidence to me.
oh...and the obvious statement is: fucking women didn't really seem to be one of his passions.
OH Great so another words he didn't give her a 'Thriller'?
A post titled "Quote du Jour" without the actual quote? Umm....
Unless the "Quote du Jour" is Beth's tweet...?
It is Beth's message, yes.
Ah, ok. Still want to know what Brooke Shields said, though.
I thought the whole "It was the night before Elizabeth Taylor's wedding and Michael and I snuck into Liz's boudoir TO GET A PEEK AT HER GOWN. Suddenly we realized Liz was "asleep" in bed and we erupted into giggles" sounds like something Brock and I would do.
And Brock is pretty goddamn gay.
Awesome, that's hilarious. Thanks for clearing it up for us, Beth!
So that was the 'Thriller'?
Why am I more OK with the fact that he was a gay pedophile instead of a straight pedophile?
That's wrong, right? I should be equally creeped out, right,
He was never proven to be a pedophile. If you will recall, he was acquitted of all charges.
Call me nuts, but I never thought he was anything but a victim of parents trying to make a buck, and willing to pimp their kids to do it.