Blame It On SF Weekly

Ack! Who would do this?

Let's back up for a second: the SF Bay Guardian van, famously featured on the cover of their 1999 Best of the Bay issue, was stolen last night. Which: mean!

According to SFBG editor Tim Redmond, "Somebody broke into the Bay Guardian parking lot last night, rammed through the chain-link fence and drove away with our van." While the "value is probably more sentimental than economic," it was still a downright dumb thing to do, robber(s). The van is ten years old, so parts can't be that valuable. What's more, people will get suspicious at the sight of you barreling down I-280 in a van with massive SFGB signage covering it.

Anyway, if you've seen it or know of its whereabouts, please call the SFPD burglary until at 415-553-1261.

SFBG has more on the story.