In non-SF news: Did any of you catch NYC Prep last night? If not, let us explain it to you: NYC Prep follows around a group of Dwight School students who will be shot and killed execution-style in a public setting when the socialist revolution comes.
Needless to say, the school's somewhat clueless chancellor, Stephen H. Spahn, is now livid at the light Bravo shines on the elite learning institution. So much so, in fact, that he sent out the following letter to parents and alumnae, which was revealed to us by a former student / SF resident who has asked to remain anonymous.
Dear Dwight Parents and Alumnae,This week, Bravo TV will air the first episode of “NYC Prep,” a new reality series that follows six teenagers in New York City. Two of our recent graduates are featured in the series and, as a result, the School has been receiving attention from the press.
The decision by both graduates to participate in this show was made without consulting the School. We always counsel our students to avoid such opportunities, as they usually reflect wrong-headed stereotypes. [Wrong. Former student tells us that said stereotypes are jarringly accurate. -- SFist] The decision to participate in the series was made solely by the students’ families.
As stated in our Student/Parent Handbook, students must maintain high ethical standards and behave, both on and off campus, in ways that reflect favorably upon the School, their families, and themselves. While the two students who participated in this show are now graduates, we would like to remind our current families that there is “zero tolerance” for students who find themselves in a similar situation and violate the spirit of this rule.
As a leading International Baccalaureate school, we prepare students to be positive leaders. This is represented by our rigorous academic program coupled with the development of strong character through local and international community service.
Please contact me if you have any questions. I wish you and your family a happy summer.
Respectfully,Stephen H. Spahn
Chancellor
In Spahn's defense, we too would be upset if the kids of Laguna Beach outshined, outsmarted, and outclassed us in comparison.



Is it me or do teenagers have the most dickish haircuts right now? You look like you've got a dead animal on your head. And the scarves. What are you thinking?
GET OFFA MY LAWN
It's not like our styles were much better. In the late 80s girls had pom-poms coming out of their foreheads, and we wore blue eyeshadow.
Yeah, my circa 1991 haircut is awfully similar (emphasis on the awful) to the kid's with the tie
" . . . Dwight School school students who will be shot and killed execution-style in a public setting when the socialist revolution comes."
Yes! Workers of the world, unite!
Right-headed stereotypes are much better.
I don't know anything about the show or the story but those people in the photo should all be shot.
Twice.
I only recently got cable again, and it really is funny to see Bravo, once the channel of classical music and arts, turned into a celebration of overconsumption, garish and bizarre behavior, and just plain WTF inducing programming.
And yes, I watched whatshername on New Jersey Housewives push the table over. Amazing.
I'm not Mr. Spahn realizes it, but that letter is Exhibit A in upper-class twitness. Methinks maybe the institutional culture of Mr. Spahn's school might be playing a small role in producing said reality-TV brats.
Thank god I went to public school - they could give a diseased rat's left nut how what I did outside of school reflected on the school. As long as I wasn't sling dope on the corner or engaging in drive-bys, it was all good by them.
You mean to tell me this picture isn't from a Twilight spin off?
It's an enjoyable show if you don't take it seriously -- admittedly, hard to do if you belong to the world it depicts.
There's a lot of fun "NYC Prep" content at BravoTV.com. For instance, there's a fun quiz to see whether you could survive in the Darwinian private-school world of "NYC Prep":
http://www.bravotv.com/nyc-prep/games/test-your-prep-school-survival-skills
If you're still having trouble telling these teens apart, check out the "NYC Prep 101" photo gallery
http://www.bravotv.com/nyc-prep/nyc-prep-101
Like P.C.'s style? Here's a gallery of his best looks
http://www.bravotv.com/nyc-prep/pcs-looks
And here's P.C.'s therapy session (a video preview from tonight's ep)
http://www.bravotv.com/nyc-prep/videos/pc-sees-a-therapist
God, you're a shitty publicist. Try not getting caught next time.
i love the sound of astroturf in the morning...