In non-SF news: Did any of you catch NYC Prep last night? If not, let us explain it to you: NYC Prep follows around a group of Dwight School students who will be shot and killed execution-style in a public setting when the socialist revolution comes.

Needless to say, the school's somewhat clueless chancellor, Stephen H. Spahn, is now livid at the light Bravo shines on the elite learning institution. So much so, in fact, that he sent out the following letter to parents and alumnae, which was revealed to us by a former student / SF resident who has asked to remain anonymous.