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SFPD have opened an investigation on the Muni Humper, now blandly coined "sexual battery suspect" in police speak, who has been plaguing the N Judah line and was originally brought to the public's attention by Muni Diaries. Thanks to one victim named Amanda, whom NBC Bay Area interviewed last night, in addition to several eye witness accounts, police now have a pretty specific description of the perpetrator:
The suspect is described as a Hispanic male, early 20s, 6’, 250 lbs, mustache and goatee with long cornrows on the side of his head down to the collar. He was last seen wearing a black jacket, jeans, and had earrings in both ears.
The suspect has also been described as short, which contradicts the above police description of 6', and squat and wearing t-shirts with cartoon characters on them. Muni Diaries also posted a photo that Amanda snapped of the alleged humper.
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I thought this was why MUNI had fare increases, zero police patrolling and no regular security. If only Gavin and Nate had to ride the never-ending carnival called MUNI to and from work every single day of their lives - instead of via their brand new, security driven, traffic stopping police-state funded details.
I'd give those two panty wastes about 2 days before holy hell came raining on the rank and file at THE most incompetent public transit authority in the country.
MUNI and Douchebag Newsom will wait until a woman is raped before they really begin issuing edicts or platitudes.
p.s.
A 6 foot tall, 250lb Latino??? That's also referred to as "Samoan" in some more knowledgeable circles.
Like my Grandpa always said, "Don't hump where you commute."
In case anyone misses the point of Robin's joke, Samoans aren't Latino. They are 0% Spanish and 0% American Indian.
But if you've never seen any Pacific Islanders (i.e. you're not from California) Samoans do look kind of like Latinos, as do Filipinos.
theo - i think the joke is, have you ever seen a 6 ft. latino..?
That yellow trenchcoat is atrocious.