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This just in from The Muni Diaries: Be on the lookout for a young, short, "kind of squatty" dude on crowded N-Judah trains who likes to sidle up next to female passengers (or just their shoulders) and hump them like a dog. No word on the hair color or race of the assailant, just that he wears baseball caps and anime t-shirts and is probably not housebroken.
Beware the Muni Humper
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Sounds like an invitation to have a "seizure" and elbow the guy in the balls.
Eeew
Why does this never happen to me? I could really use an incident like this to relieve my anger/aggression, then they could add to his description: walks with a severe limp.
Well, what else is he supposed to do with all that junk? All that junk inside his trunk?
drop testicles not bombs
See??? This is what happens when you ban Craigs List Erotic Sevices.
This seems to happen every so often on the N, esp. when it gets crowded....in Japan there's a web app for cell phones to try and keep people away, but maybe in this case folks might need a stronger deterrent...
I remember in a packed (standing-room only) public bus in Rome being felt up by an attractive Roman -- I thought he was just being the stereotypical aggressive Italian (gay) male making the moves on me. It was kind of titillating until I realized he was probably searching for a wallet to snatch. He still had a nice touch -- the slime ball.
Italians are homophobic. I think feeling up random strangers in public would get you punched in the face 1 out of 4 times if not more often. You met a well-dressed pickpocket.
This happened to me a couple of times on the L. Dark haired guy with olive skin. It was a few years ago. I met another woman upon whom this turd also smushed his male-parts on and we reported it to no avail (surprise). The best was when I leaned back toward him (me = seated facing forward. him = standing leaning on my shoulder) and he pushed more toward me (loving it) and the tracks took the turn at the Civic Center/Van Ness stations. I moved and he fell into the man seated next to me. The man got pissed and the gross dude ran away. I wonder... could he have resurfaced on the N?