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You Should Get AIDS and Die, You Pig... and Drink Rockstar
Did you know that San Francisco-based Michael Savage, God-fearing KNEW performance artist who was literally banned from entering Britain for being mean, founded Rockstar energy drink? It's true. He used to be an herbalist hippie back in the day, dropping acid while fending off the advances of Alan Ginsberg.
Anyway, some communists want you not to drink his uplifting beverage. Because Savage has the tendency to say things like this:
"You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? ... [G]o eat a sausage and choke on it." - to a gay caller on MSNBC before he was fired from MSNBC.
Or this:
"...children's minds are being raped by the homosexual mafia, that's my position. They're raping our children's minds." (Don't forget their tender little bottoms, Michael. We're raping those too.)
And this:
"You want me to tell you what makes me sick? When I see two puffy white males kissing each other, I want to puke. When I see two women kissing each other, on the lips, as lovers, I want to vomit."
But it's not just the queers who choke on his (surprisingly entertaining) venom. Anti-war activists, Obama, the conscientious, people with dark skin, or anyone left-of center get slammed on his show on a daily basis.
And while he's suddenly turned into a proponent of free speech (something he aggressively loathed during the Bush era), you too are being asked to use you constitutional rights by not purchasing his upper soft drink. We stopped drinking the stuff ever since a cop pulled us over, mistaking the sugar-free can for beer. But for those of you do-gooders who swill the crap-tasting brew, you might want to think twice before popping open a can.
