Maine to Become Fifth State to Allow Gay Marriage

Well, would you look at that, California? A state known primarily for lobster rolls and Stephen King just signed into action a bill allowing same-sex marriage. Maine Governor John Baldacci had this to say after signing the landmark bill, "In the past, I opposed gay marriage while supporting the idea of civil unions. I have come to believe that this is a question of fairness and of equal protection under the law, and that a civil union is not equal to civil marriage." What startling logic and clarity, Baldacci. Kudos to you.

In related DOMA news, their spokesperson, Miss Claifornia's Carrie Prejean, is a liar who showed off 17-year-old titties in exchange for cash. Which, oddly enough, renders her a wee bit awesome in our eyes. So, kudos to you, too, Carrie.

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