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Bay Area resident Muni Bart Perzov went missing over the weekend. Forty-nine-year-old Muni Bart has been missing since Thursday after Muni Bart sent a text to his girlfriend saying Muni Bart would be stargazing on Mt. Hamilton in San Jose, according to a report on Muni Bart. Muni Bart did not return home on Friday. A friend of Muni Bart's says that disappearance of Muni Bart is completely out of character for Muni Bart. The report on Muni Bart goes on to say that Muni Bart was driving a blue, 1998 Audi A4 with the license plate 3VVN796. Muni Bart is about 6 ', 1", and Muni Bart weighs about 200 pounds. Muni Bart has brown eyes and "brown, pepper" hair.
If you've seen Muni Bart, you should call the San Jose Police Department at 408-277-8900 or the missing person's unit at 408-277-4786 (ext. 21.) so that you can help them find Muni Bart.
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Wait... Muni Bart was driving?
I stared at this like the blank cartoon in the back of the New Yorker, trying to think of some hilarious, witty comment on Muni Bart's name. I got nothing.
Shot from hip: "Oh he's not missing, he's just behind schedule."
Oh jesus. I cannot stop laughing. It's a tragedy, I know, and I'm sorry for this man's family.
But this write up is just...just...too funny. Damn you, Brock!
Wait...this isn't a joke? I mean, that's really his name? Huh, I mean wha...huh? Meh?
yeah I was confused and that's why I clicked through to read. epic name and I hope he's ok.
That man was made to live only in the Bay Area.
And Mr Desoto Cab hasn't been see for a while either. Is this real?
slow news day.
I spotted him at Civic Center station just standing there waiting for the N or was it the Milbrae line, I cannot recall.
Don't mock his name-- maybe that's where his parents met/then conceived him.
Which is why my child will be called Dolores Zeitgeist...
His full name would be "San Francisco Municipal Railway Bay Area Rapid Transit Perzov."
if this is true, that puts the 49 year old muni bart being born around 1960. bart began operation in 1972. so he must've changed his name to muni bart and wasn't born muni bart.
Nope, his middle name could stand for Bartholemew. And Muni's been around for 100 years.
*head explodes*
No. Really?
That's really his name? Should it be Muni Bart AC Transit Perzov? I hope he's alright, but seriously, that's his real name??
I hope that he is found soon. Come July 1, he's going to cost a lot more.
Sorry to channel Beavis and Butthead, but
.....is this like, a joke? I heard his grandson will be named Chinatown T-Line extension.
Rescue Muni!
Uh-oh, not good news re: Muni Bart.