"Livestock Jesus"Brokeback Jesus Wins Hunky Jesus Contest in Dolores Park

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UPDATED: In case you weren't around for all the Sisters-sponsored shenanigans in Dolores Park yesterday, behold the winner of the annual Hunky Jesus Contest: Livestock Jesus, who beat out MC Jesus, Larry Magdalene and a Brokeback Jesus duo, all thanks to a flock of live sheep and an adorable mini donkey! OK, okay, The Sword was completely hammered and had it wrong, and we were out of town... so as it happens, Brokeback Jesus won. Picture after the jump.

More pics at The Sword (site semi-NSFW). Photo by Darwin Bell.

Incidentally, NBC Connecticut was equally misinformed.

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I was there and I'm pretty sure Brokeback Jesus won...

I agree AOLHater, I thought Brokeback Jesus was the winner too.

That was a marathon event. Suppository Spelling's act doesn't translate well to daylight, partial sobriety, and the fact that most of the crowd was more than 100 feet away.

As for the hunky Jesi (that's the plural of Jesus for those of you who didn't take Latin), Brokeback Jesus was my favorite, but I didn't see the adorable donkey. I'm torn. If Livestock Jesus had shown a little more skin, I think he would have walked away with it in a lambslide. Instead, the poor guy spends all year growing out his hair and coordinating farm animals, only to lose to the guy with his finger on the pulse of pop culture.

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