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Sad news, nonconsensual bukkake aficionados. In one of the shortest debates to occur in the Oregon House, a specific type of gang initiation was called into question this week. A proposed new law would make it a second-degree sex abuse crime to fling "a dangerous substance at another person" in the state of Oregon. Said substance is semen or other bodily fluids tossed out of sexual desire or otherwise. (Think of that scene in Silence of the Lambs where that loony inmate hisses to Jodie Foster, "I can smell your [flower]," then tosses his juice at her.)
Here's how the debate went down:
"Good bill. I urge your aye vote," Rep. Chris Garrett, D-Lake Oswego, said Tuesday about House Bill 2478.Any closing remarks?
"No," Garrett said firmly.
The new proposed law follows a vile moment last June when a potential gang member threw his semen on a Portland mother inside a Target store. While the creep was convicted of assault, many thought the crime "should fall into the category of a sexual assault."
The bill passed 57-0 and now moves to the Senate.
In related news: Oregon has gangs? How adorable.
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What does this mean for facials, et al?
maybe they should edit it to read "it is a second-degree sex abuse crime to fling a dangerous substance at another person, except between consenting adults"
Any day that Brock calls "it" a "flower" is a red letter day in my book!
Don't toss the slime if you can't do the time.
So... as long as it's not being flung from the hands, is it still legal? Otherwise, they've pretty much just banned any sex with a happy ending.
it's called seagulling
All of Oregon's gangs are from California, since clubhouse property costs here were too high.
I'm sorry-- what's the joke here? It sounds like a reasonable bill that sadly there is a need for and no one really needs to debate it legally. Why so clever and snide? And wtf w/closing comment about gangs in Oregon? They aren't as cool as California to have serious crime? Y'all suck.
I know this is wrong on so many levels, but its hilarious.
Japanese video: jerking off in public
http://www.tixal.com/free-porn-videos/284/jerking-off-in-public.html