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Quick! Be the first to declare how 2008 the Snuggie™ meme is in the comments, and be the envy of all other commenters!
See, the first-ever "Snuggie™ Pub Crawl" is gearing up to keep your body and bones warm next month. In response to the "stunning public embrace of the warm and cuddly Snuggie™," the fine folks over at SnuggiePubCrawl.com will host a Snuggie™ Pub Crawl. What are the requirements? That you a) sport a cuddly Snuggie and b) get drunk.
"Even though it's just a blanket with sleeves," SnuggiePubCrawl.com says, "we're sure that you'll enjoy a winter evening spent drinking with friends and the Snuggie™." Damn right we will.
What: A pub crawl in San Francisco wearing Snuggies™
You must be 21 or older to attend
When: Friday, March 20th
Where: To-be-announced, but there will be multiple bars, entertainment, bands and drink specials
BYO-Snuggie™: Snuggies™ will not be provided, you mooch. Purchase your Snuggie™ now -- no, right now! -- so that it will arrive before the big day.
And the best part? While SnuggiePubCrawl.com claims no affiliation with Snuggie.com, it kinda, totally is. (Look, they even donate to Orphanage in someplace called Tanzania!) No grassroots/flash mob spontaneity means no dumb bitches wearing fur cowboy hats and pink boas. Really, this bar crawl has win written all over it.
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I can't attend as I'm part of the Slanket crew. Hopefully our paths don't cross or there will be blood.
It's true: slankets are the original.
Take your dog and roast him on an open fire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y&feature=related
The Snuggie meme is so 2...oh, wait, never mind.
I think there should be a ShamWow Pub Crawl. It won't keep you as warm as a Snuggie- but it'll absorb 12 times its weight in liquor!
I think the slanketeers should rumble with the Snuggites.
Ala west side story.
This would be funny if they tried to go to Zeitgeist.
Buy your Snuggies local so you don't get stuck with the $7.95 shipping per Snuggie.
BTW, Chicago has reset its date from March 21 to April 18. None of the other cities have a date set. We're the first!!! Woot, woot and boobies!!!!
The only local Snuggies are Royal Blue. If you want another color, you have to order it online or by phone.
...and really, if you're gonna order it online, there's nothing i like more than giving my credit card info to a URL like "http://x.azjmp.com/2KsHR?sub=6"
It just screams "legitimate," doesn't it?
A special cocktail is being formulated for the Snuggie Pub Crawl: straight vodka with an applesauce/cyanide chaser. It's called the Applewhite-tini. If that doesn't give you a buzz, you can always jump off the roof at Medjool.
P.S. Snuggie / Heaven's Gate uniform jokes are so 2008 via 1997 - how's that for a meme?
What about Nuddle wearers? Though, they probably would organize a cocktail hour instead of a pub crawl... (Because they're fancy!)
Will I be allowed in if I just wear my bathrobe backwards?
I am going to stitch together a Snuggie made out of ShamWows.
Can I wear a bathrobe backwards (which is what a snuggie is), or will the snuggie police be at the door of the clubs?
oh doublegin, great minds...
Snuggies are AWESOME!!
I wore one to my monthly happy hour
http://web.me.com/hydra9/Site_5/Blog/Entries/2009/2/6_Thoughts_on_the_Snuggie_(in_Public).html
Looking forward to other Snuggist!
I'm amazed that fashion police chief Brock supports the abomination that is the snuggie (it was a trend?!? I guess it is ugly and dumb enough to be trendy). At least it isn't a rare show that he might actually display good taste.
This raises the possibility that he is, in fact, straight.
I suggest wearing Huggies under your Snuggie to avoid any time wasted in long bathroom lines. In fact, a Huggies bar crawl would be a fantastic idea.
Also Uggs.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXYCLEAN, I'LL BE WEARING MY SNUGGIE WITH NO PANTS ON OFFERING MARINA CHICKS THE POWERFUL CLEANING POWER OF OXYCLEAN DISGUISED IN LITTLE PLASTIC BAGGIES AS COCAINE.
WHEN THE BLEACHED BLONDE SET LOOKS A LITTLE MORE BLEACHED, START FROTHING AT THE MOUTH AND VOMITING ALL OVER THEIR SNUGGIES, TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YA!!!
Love it!!
DealNews posted a Snuggie bargain.
http://dealnews.com/Snuggie-Fleece-Blanket-2-Pack-plus-2-booklights-from-15-free-shipping/282172.html
You know you want one. I mean two. And a booklight. I mean two booklights.